The article can be summed up as follows:
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. - A couple's plans for a birthday party for their former pet chimpanzee turned tragic when two other chimps at an animal sanctuary escaped from their cage and attacked. The man was critically injured with massive wounds to his face, body and limbs, and the attacking animals were shot dead.
But if you want to read the rest of it, check out this URL.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=519&ncid=519&e=2&u=/ap/20050304/ap_on_re_us/chimpanzee_attack
It comes with a warning, though. What those chimps did to that poor guy isn't nice.
James
It seems appropriate to quote Charlton Heston at this point. "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. "
James
Quick, what is the best caliber/gun combo for mutant zombie chimps?