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Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
« on: February 21, 2007, 10:38:59 AM »
Should we let these people spawn?  Do we really want them voting or owning businesses? 

What if they sacrifice their children in demonic rituals? 









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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kid
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 10:49:43 AM »
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Should we let these people spawn? 

Great good gods, no!  Because if they do, and they start attending my Grove, there'd be no more peace and quiet for Auntie BrokenPaw.

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What if they sacrifice their children in demonic rituals?

It'd be quieter?   Or were you looking for a downside?

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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kid
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2007, 11:06:10 AM »
There seems to be an assumption that parents impart their exact values to their kids.  It ain't necessarily so.  I've known plenty of pagan/atheist/whatever former Southern Baptists.  My own parents were basically atheists.  I guess the threads are entertaining if nothing else.
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kid
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2007, 11:15:19 AM »
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I guess the threads are entertaining if nothing else.

It's just fistful giving equal time to taking potshots at the bunnyhuggers, is all.  smiley

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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 11:24:21 AM »
Actually, I started this because I just don't know how to properly ridicule those who took Bogie's question seriously.   I tried a few times, but I don't think I got the point across.  undecided

Anyway, we probably shouldn't elect any pagan presidents, either.  What if our pagan president went all Viking and sent out armies to rape and pillage the coastlines of Canada, Mexico, and so on?  Wait, that sounds like a good time. 
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kid
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 11:35:29 AM »
Quote from: fistful on February 21, 2007, 10:24:21 AM
Actually, I started this because I just don't know how to properly ridicule those who took Bogie's question seriously.   I tried a few times, but I don't think I got the point across.  undecided

Anyway, we probably shouldn't elect any pagan presidents, either.  What if our pagan president went all Viking and sent out armies to rape and pillage the coastlines of Canada, Mexico, and so on?  Wait, that sounds like a good time. 

Viking? That'd be kind of cool, actually. Have a state dinner be a Beowulf-like meadhall with entire steers and pigs roasting on spits, and military leaders slamming together giant pewter mugs of beer as they bellow inter-service rivaly stories of whose forces are the toughest, and see if anyone in the world cares to mess with us anymore. Cheesy

It'd sure counter the jihadist sorts effectively.

Nutty jihadist: "Jihad is the answer to the infidels! We shall..!"

Viking America: "Your words are WEAK and your swords weaker. We will decorate our ships with your HEADS. Send your leaders to this island for a duel with our own. Unless you are too...frightened."

That'd deter, perhaps. Wink 
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2007, 11:41:25 AM »
Thank you, m-wolf, for demonstrating why atheists should not be allowed to have children.  You would vote for this pagan president and send your children to rape and pillage in his armadas.   angry


OK, I don't really know your religious views, just jokin.  But I must admit that plundering some foreign coastlines and mutilating the dead would put the fear of Uncle Sam into some people.   smiley
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2007, 11:43:42 AM »
Especially if we have lot's of pictures of us feasting on their entrails...  grin
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2007, 12:07:22 PM »
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Especially if we have lot's of pictures of us feasting on their entrails...
 
Such a lovely image!  And in the background we see circle of Marines, playing hacky-sack with the Ayatollah's sack. <Big Evil Grin>
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2007, 12:21:00 PM »
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Especially if we have lot's of pictures of us feasting on their entrails...
 
Such a lovely image!  And in the background we see circle of Marines, playing hacky-sack with the Ayatollah's sack. <Big Evil Grin>

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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2007, 12:54:42 PM »
Did you drink the bong water again Fistful?

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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2007, 01:03:04 PM »
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Actually, I started this because I just don't know how to properly ridicule those who took Bogie's question seriously.   I tried a few times, but I don't think I got the point across.  undecided

Anyway, we probably shouldn't elect any pagan presidents, either.  What if our pagan president went all Viking and sent out armies to rape and pillage the coastlines of Canada, Mexico, and so on?  Wait, that sounds like a good time.

Viking? That'd be kind of cool, actually. Have a state dinner be a Beowulf-like meadhall with entire steers and pigs roasting on spits, and military leaders slamming together giant pewter mugs of beer as they bellow inter-service rivaly stories of whose forces are the toughest, and see if anyone in the world cares to mess with us anymore. Cheesy

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It'd sure counter the jihadist sorts effectively.

Nutty jihadist: "Jihad is the answer to the infidels! We shall..!"

Viking America: "Your words are WEAK and your swords weaker. We will decorate our ships with your HEADS. Send your leaders to this island for a duel with our own. Unless you are too...frightened."

That'd deter, perhaps. Wink

I'll second that! I'm on board for Viking America. If we're gonna have a war, let's have a WAR, damnit!
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2007, 01:10:27 PM »
Quote from: charby on February 21, 2007, 11:54:42 AM
Did you drink the bong water again Fistful?

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They told me it was green tea.   undecided
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2007, 02:42:11 PM »
Well, they got the green part right anyways...  laugh
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
« Reply #14 on: February 21, 2007, 03:38:06 PM »
If your bong water is green, you need to stop filling it from the aquarium.  grin
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kid
« Reply #15 on: February 21, 2007, 03:42:09 PM »
Ah, the armed polite society..... where else can you read about Viking America and the care and maintenence of your  bong water?  grin
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kids?
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Re: Should pagans, wiccans and other earth-centered types be allowed to have kid
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2007, 06:05:06 AM »
If I am to support this whole "Viking America" deal, I insist upon higher standards of personal hygiene I saw exhibited in the 13th Warror wash-bowl scene.

BTW, the book was really good, the movie...so-so.
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