There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.
― Ayn Rand
I used to say there was no way to drive a mile, park the car, walk a mile, get back in your car and drive another mile home without breaking five laws.
One time someone bet me he could.
"That's one," I said.
"Huh?" he said.
"Gambling is illegal," I said.