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Title: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: MillCreek on November 24, 2017, 10:49:42 PM
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/24/566370961/whats-800-and-already-sold-out-this-lego-star-wars-ship?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=news

7,500 pieces for $ 800.  Hours of fun: priceless
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: just Warren on November 24, 2017, 11:03:20 PM
You need more than that. For a good diorama you need it to be chased by Cylon Raiders as they skim the massive sand drifts of Arrakis. 
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: RoadKingLarry on November 24, 2017, 11:24:47 PM
Need to add a couple of Borg cubes as well.
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: Scout26 on November 25, 2017, 12:05:28 AM
Are there any Reavers on-board ??

(Shame on all of you for this not being the first reply....)
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: Hawkmoon on November 25, 2017, 12:42:09 AM
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/11/24/566370961/whats-800-and-already-sold-out-this-lego-star-wars-ship?utm_medium=RSS&utm_campaign=news

7,500 pieces for $ 800.  Hours of fun: priceless

But ... a parsec is a unit of distance, not time.

https://www.universetoday.com/32872/parsec/
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: 230RN on November 25, 2017, 01:12:15 AM
Glad you mentioned that.

I thought it was maybe some kind of in-joke or modern argot I wasn't getting and I'd look stupid if I mentioned it.  Well, OK, even more stupid than usual.

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: Scout26 on November 25, 2017, 01:33:48 AM
Yes, but Han Solo and the Milennium Falcon can do the Kessel Run in under 12 Parsecs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: Fly320s on November 25, 2017, 09:38:53 AM
Yes, but Han Solo and the Milennium Falcon can do the Kessel Run in under 12 Parsecs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0

That's because Han shot first.
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: cordex on November 25, 2017, 10:13:21 AM
But ... a parsec is a unit of distance, not time.

https://www.universetoday.com/32872/parsec/
I think the standard apologist response to that is that the Kessel Run typically required a long detour because of some danger. That he was able to shortcut the detour showed he was able to outrun or avoid the danger.
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: Hawkmoon on November 25, 2017, 10:23:52 AM
Yes, but Han Solo and the Milennium Falcon can do the Kessel Run in under 12 Parsecs...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3F1d3QWsyk0

His odometer needs recalibration.
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: Fly320s on November 25, 2017, 10:26:36 AM
His odometer needs recalibration.

Do spaceships have odometers or Hobbs (hour) meters?  H
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: 230RN on November 25, 2017, 10:28:45 AM
I think the standard apologist response to that is that the Kessel Run typically required a long detour because of some danger. That he was able to shortcut the detour showed he was able to outrun or avoid the danger.

Whew !  It must have taken a Clinton-level spin master to come up with that kind of explanation.  :rolleyes:

But okay, if that's gonna be the "story" <ahem, koff-koff>, I guess I can go along with it.  Especially because it's been quite a few light years since the remark will occur.

Terry
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: Devonai on November 25, 2017, 01:23:34 PM
I think the standard apologist response to that is that the Kessel Run typically required a long detour because of some danger. That he was able to shortcut the detour showed he was able to outrun or avoid the danger.

"Retconning," or retroactive continuity, can be useful if it's simply information that the characters could have known, but wasn't relevant, until the timeline required it to be.  If it doesn't contradict the current narrative, you probably won't even notice.  That said, this example is clearly an excuse for a long-standing technical error.
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: just Warren on November 25, 2017, 06:47:48 PM
I finally went to the story to see the ship, she doesn't look like much.
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: Big Hairy Bee on November 25, 2017, 07:02:53 PM
Maybe so, but she’s got it where it counts!



Nice hanging curve over the plate!
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: Scout26 on November 26, 2017, 02:52:31 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWRJeyRfb40
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: 230RN on November 27, 2017, 12:11:52 AM
https://www.wired.com/2013/02/kessel-run-12-parsecs/

Aw, the heck with it.

Looks like a pretty complex project, but you'd better not have any cats around the house when you unpack the parts.

(https://media.npr.org/assets/img/2017/11/24/36537480220_d8558980be_z_slide-db0d037b76480f3daa17028ac2ba852c5f9ce7f1-s1300-c85.jpg)

Looks like a horseshoe crab without the tail.
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: Hawkmoon on November 27, 2017, 05:54:31 AM
Slight thread veer: I know a lot of people from England, and I have watched a number of episodes of Britain's Got Talent, and I generally like the English accent and have no trouble understanding Brits. The young lady is an exception -- I doubt I understood more than about ten percent of what she said.
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: mtnbkr on November 27, 2017, 06:49:12 AM
Slight thread veer: I know a lot of people from England, and I have watched a number of episodes of Britain's Got Talent, and I generally like the English accent and have no trouble understanding Brits. The young lady is an exception -- I doubt I understood more than about ten percent of what she said.

I work for a British company, and work from home at that, so there are days where the only voices I hear outside my immediate family are Brits.  Ergo, I had no problem understanding her.  I'm getting pretty good recognizing different English accents, though I can't always put a name to them (ie Cockney, Geordie, etc).  FWIW, Ms Ridley was born and raised in London.

Chris
Title: Re: Build this Lego Millennium Falcon in less than 12 parsecs
Post by: 230RN on November 27, 2017, 07:11:03 AM
Sounds like the sound in the Ridley video was doctored in some ways.  Higher frequencies chopped, and I think they used some system to chop tiny portions out of the information stream.  Nice looking young lady, though.  No complaints about that information stream, nyuck nyuck nyuck.  :-)

Geriatrically speaking, I don't have any problem with normal sound streams.  But as soon as you start "processing" it or introduce background noise or distortion, I have a problem.

I also have a problem with the English propensity for glottal stops instead of fully pronouncing their "t"s.  

WRT high pitches, I can hardly understand a word of Bernadette's lines in Big Bang Theory.  I read somewhere that wasn't her normal voice, though.

I get along fine with my landlady, but she talks so loudly into her phone that it starts clipping and therefore introduces a lot of odd (as opposed to even) harmonics and sounds crackley.  I sometimes have to talk FTF with her later to verify my understanding of what she said.

So I'm not sure Hawkmoon's problem is with her accent as much as it is with the sound quality per se.

Terry, 230RN

REF:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glottal_stop

"...the glottal stop is transcribed with an apostrophe, ⟨’⟩, which is the source of the IPA character ⟨ʔ⟩."

The glottal stop can be heard when many British speakers pronounce "glo’al stop."