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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Ben on February 09, 2018, 03:57:49 PM
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Female dogs are being oppressed. The jokes just about write themselves.
https://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2018/02/09/not-the-onion-reuters-spots-injustice-at-westminster-dog-show-mockery-unleashed/
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One #MeRoo hashtag and I snort coffee in public.
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John Hayward @Doc_0
How do we know they aren't male dogs who identify as female? https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/962020581305733120 …
:rofl:
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Reading the actual article was almost painful for me.
Talk about some serious "No *expletive deleted*it, Sherlock" moments.
Anyway, the important thing is the Bestest of Bestest breed winners EVER on the planet.
http://www.westminsterkennelclub.org/breed-results/breed-videos-2016/anatolian-shepherd-dog-video/
Go Hoja Go Hoja Go Go Go HOJA
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Is that Louise?
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#metoo!
I saw it, right there in the video. That "judge" molested that poor defenseless animal. She just reach right on in there and grabbed a handful. Just sick, what a perv.
=D
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Is that Louise?
No, that's Katie. Louise can't really show anymore because she can't gait the dogs.
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#metoo!
I saw it, right there in the video. That "judge" molested that poor defenseless animal. She just reach right on in there and grabbed a handful. Just sick, what a perv.
=D
:rofl:
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Every time we think we've reached peak woke - the Left takes a little bit more cocaine, and a shot of espresso.
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Is the next article going to be about the biscuit gap between male and female dogs?
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:rofl:
You laugh, but there are mental defectived out there who bitch (pun intended) about people "misgendering" their pets.
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Every time we think we've reached peak woke - the Left takes a little bit more cocaine, and a shot of espresso.
I nominate this for the 'best quotes of APS' thread.
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Wait until they find out people actually masturbate their toy breed dogs to get their balls to drop. The females are ignored. See, moar patriarchy!
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Wait until they find out people actually masturbate their toy breed dogs to get their balls to drop. The females are ignored. See, moar patriarchy!
Not always ignored. When we need to jack a dog off, we often use a female in heat as encouragement.
It's real fun when she's not in a good mood, doesn't like the boy and needs to be muzzled.
You want rape culture, I give you dog breeding. :lol:
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Not always ignored. When we need to jack a dog off, we often use a female in heat as encouragement.
It's real fun when she's not in a good mood, doesn't like the boy and needs to be muzzled.
You want rape culture, I give you dog breeding. :lol:
"On this episode of crap Phyphor didn't need or really WANT to know.... "
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For your reading pleasure!
http://www.vetfolio.com/internal-medicine/canine-artificial-insemination
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For your reading pleasure!
http://www.vetfolio.com/internal-medicine/canine-artificial-insemination
Government monitor suddenly woken up, wonders why half of APS googled artificial dog vagina. Hmmm, seems like a fun thing to search for if your boss leaves their Amazon open.
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"On this episode of crap Phyphor didn't need or really WANT to know.... "
Oh, there's more were that came from. =D
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But what about dogs who identify as cats?
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Will we see canine representation at the next funny hat march? Bitches gotta stick together.
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It's not just the canine patriarchy, people.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_dog_syndrome
My wife and I got woke a few months ago, and adopted a black dog. But it turned out the stereotypes are true. She won't work, lives on handouts, and she's really good at basketball.
(Well, OK, she's probably good at basketball. She's just never tried it.)
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Ok you guys think an artificial dog vagina is funny... go ahead and google "Artificial Insemination Hat" I dare you....
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnorthwoodsfalconry.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2FDSC_0633-640x638.jpg&hash=ade7ad9cdd35f991e190fd06f7dc084e78af942c)
There are videos....
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My wife and I got woke a few months ago, and adopted a black dog.
Pics or it didn't happen. :)
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Every time we think we've reached peak woke - the Left takes a little bit more cocaine, and a shot of espresso.
That's funny, that is. :lol:
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Ok you guys think an artificial dog vagina is funny... go ahead and google "Artificial Insemination Hat" I dare you....
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnorthwoodsfalconry.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2FDSC_0633-640x638.jpg&hash=ade7ad9cdd35f991e190fd06f7dc084e78af942c)
There are videos....
Took the bet, LMFAO! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
(what a f%#@ head!)