Hey now, Illinois has some redeeming value............Some of our APS members live there. Tell you what why don't we just eject Chicago from the union?
Having grown up in Illinois (and since escaped), I used to suggest Illinois just give Chicago to Wisconsin since they were already screwed up and Chicago would just accelerate it.
After Walker and the Republicans in WI, I can't even say that anymore!
Indiana doesn't deserve the mess that is Chicago...
Hey, Michigan! You want some land on south side of Lake Michigan? You could have Upper Michigan, Lower Michigan, and Extra Corrupt Michigan!
(Hey, maybe Indiana would give up Gary to make the connection all the way around to Chicago!)