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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2007, 06:48:24 PM »
Sorry, I forgot to hyperlink.

Here's his probably awful SO:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alizée
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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2007, 06:51:31 PM »
Now her I know about. Hot, little, underage, videos on YouTube havin', French tart-let.

But why in the hell do you know who her husband is?
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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2007, 06:55:50 PM »

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But why in the hell do you know who her husband is?


I uhmm....thought of how uh unlucky she would make a man when I read this thread.  So I ummm...googled, yeah, that's it   cool

I swear.

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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2007, 07:06:27 PM »
Quote from: shootinstudent on April 02, 2007, 05:55:50 PM

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But why in the hell do you know who her husband is?


I uhmm....thought of how uh unlucky she would make a man when I read this thread.  So I ummm...googled, yeah, that's it   cool

I swear.

Weirdo.  grin
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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2007, 12:52:41 AM »
Quote from: carebear on April 02, 2007, 10:42:51 AM
Hey now, I think shootin's on to something.

After all, dost not the prophecy of Belafonte I say:  

"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you."

"Man, your wife is UGLY!"
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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2007, 01:03:27 AM »
my ex hardly ever wore make up, one day, she was angry at me...she called the cops and said I had loaded guns in my room and I was holed up in there making threats! (I was sleeping) I had to deal with tons of cops trying to explain I had just been sleeping....but at least she hardly ever wore make up!
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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2007, 01:31:55 AM »
Quote from: gunsmith on April 03, 2007, 12:03:27 AM
my ex hardly ever wore make up, one day, she was angry at me...she called the cops and said I had loaded guns in my room and I was holed up in there making threats! (I was sleeping) I had to deal with tons of cops trying to explain I had just been sleeping....but at least she hardly ever wore make up!
WTF?!?
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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2007, 01:48:04 AM »
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Does your wife/girlfriend/Filipina indentured servant leave mascara on the bath towels?
Were the towels white? For some reason whenever I wear a white shirt I get this strange urge to work on my car. Or eat spaghetti.
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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2007, 03:54:21 AM »
Quote from: LadySmith on April 03, 2007, 12:48:04 AM
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Does your wife/girlfriend/Filipina indentured servant leave mascara on the bath towels?
Were the towels white? For some reason whenever I wear a white shirt I get this strange urge to work on my car. Or eat spaghetti.

What about participating in wet t-shirt contests? grin
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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2007, 05:30:35 AM »
Quote from: gunsmith on April 03, 2007, 12:03:27 AM
my ex hardly ever wore make up, one day, she was angry at me...she called the cops and said I had loaded guns in my room and I was holed up in there making threats! (I was sleeping) I had to deal with tons of cops trying to explain I had just been sleeping....but at least she hardly ever wore make up!

Must be a popular thing...

A friend of mine used to drive over the road, came home early from a trip and caught his wife in bed with some guy. He filed for divorce shortly afterwards, his soon to be ex wife promptly filed a restraining order against him because she said felt threatened by him because he owned firearms and had one in his semi.

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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2007, 06:49:11 AM »
If mascara on the towels is the worst of it, be thankful.

Also, if I followed everybody else's advice on what I ought to require in a mate, I'd be with someone who is perfect....for someone else.
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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2007, 07:00:39 AM »
Quote from: jfruser on April 03, 2007, 05:49:11 AM
If mascara on the towels is the worst of it, be thankful.

It pretty much is, and I am.   cheesy
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Re: Sorry, honey.
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2007, 07:14:35 AM »
Quote from: charby on April 03, 2007, 04:30:35 AM
Quote from: gunsmith on April 03, 2007, 12:03:27 AM
my ex hardly ever wore make up, one day, she was angry at me...she called the cops and said I had loaded guns in my room and I was holed up in there making threats! (I was sleeping) I had to deal with tons of cops trying to explain I had just been sleeping....but at least she hardly ever wore make up!

Must be a popular thing...

A friend of mine used to drive over the road, came home early from a trip and caught his wife in bed with some guy. He filed for divorce shortly afterwards, his soon to be ex wife promptly filed a restraining order against him because she said felt threatened by him because he owned firearms and had one in his semi.

-C

My brother 's divorce lawyer advised him to remove all firearms to a safe place to prevent just such an event. Apparently it IS a popular thing.

The bright side, he thinks my safe is a good place to stash them. Naturally I'll be required to do regular operational tests on them to ensure reliability.  grin

Too bad their all Berrettas...  laugh
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