The Badgers have come to liberate you!
That's what liars Bush&Blair are saying ... but really they have come to establish lawn order
Are there mushrooms as well?
And....A SNAKE! ...?
Nominated for APS "Witty post of the year"!
Now it is Squirrels Spying on Iran! That's Nuts!
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1274983,00.html
Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody - because they are suspected of spying.
Britain's latest secret weapon?The rodents were found near the Iranian border allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices.
The reports have come from the official Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA).
When asked about the confiscation of the spy squirrels, the national police chief said: "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information."
The IRNA said that the squirrels were kitted out by foreign intelligence services - but they were captured two weeks ago by police officers.
This is another of a long line of Iraqi legends about us and the British. There are some Iraqi people that believe we have a "cold" pill that we take to keep us cool in our body armour. Another myth is that the 82nd berets are died with blood.
Is this a specific type of blood, or just any that is found?
I think I might try to start that rumor here as well.
So, El Tejon = Al-Girta
I'd pay good money to see a badger kill a cow and eat it.
How does a dog with a monkey head that was chasing deer = badger? It sounds more like el chupacabra.
Over there, wouldn't it more appropriately be al-chupacabra?
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemy badgers to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine badger, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
-- Monty Python, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", modified by Mountainclmbr for defense against mall zombie badgers, with apologies to El Tejon
You didn't even have to look that up did you.
I am ever soooooo dissapointed in you folks. All this talk of badgers and, so far, not a single person has said...
Brad
. . . cover your nuts?
So, El Tejon = Al-Girta
I'd pay good money to see a badger kill a cow and eat it.
How does a dog with a monkey head that was chasing deer = badger? It sounds more like el chupacabra.
Over there, wouldn't it more appropriately be
al-chupacabra?
Right, I wasn't thinking.
I am ever soooooo dissapointed in you folks. All this talk of badgers and, so far, not a single person has said...
What caliber for giant badgers? I'm thinking 30-06 from an M1. Everyone knows that .223 would just make it angry!