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Your official state beverage.
« on: September 27, 2009, 07:41:47 PM »
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2009, 07:47:09 PM »
don't have one...  if it was up to Missoula it would be PBR which would be a crime.

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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2009, 07:49:36 PM »
What, not "coke" for any of the Southern States?  :laugh:
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2009, 08:27:34 PM »
Milk?
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2009, 08:29:22 PM »
"Nebraska, drinkin' the Kool-Aid since 1998"  :laugh:

Mines rather boring, milk and sweet tea.
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2009, 08:31:14 PM »

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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2009, 09:16:29 PM »

Grrr, only one state has a decent beverage.  Alabama and their fine whiskey.  Everyone else has nice healthy BORING "milk".  That's lame.   I need to lobby for something more impressive.   :mad:
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2009, 09:17:43 PM »
BA Baracus liked milk.

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« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2009, 09:25:35 PM »
None. We're boring in Colorado.
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2009, 09:51:52 PM »
Kentucky. Milk? Boo!

Right answer.




Massachusetts. Cranberry juice. What is it, your period?  :lol:
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2009, 10:04:14 PM »
Water!  WTF?

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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2009, 10:07:50 PM »
Looks like the state dairy boards had a say in a lot of those decisions. 
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2009, 11:40:53 PM »
Looks like the state dairy boards had a say in a lot of those decisions. 

 :lol:  I think somebody's figured it out. 
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2009, 11:45:28 PM »
None for Colorado?  Feh...  

Would have be either Coors beer, or up around Boulder Celestial Seasoning's herbal teas.
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2009, 11:50:34 PM »
None. We're boring in Colorado.

'Cause nothin's more exciting than having an official state beverage!

Celestial Seasoning's herbal teas.

I hate that "herbal" crap.  It's like muddy water, if it has any taste at all.  'Course we true patriots do enjoy hot tea, so long as it's not from the King's lackeys.   =)
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2009, 11:52:16 PM »
Nothing for Nevada, but my guess is if we had one it'd involve liquor of some sort...probably whiskey.
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #17 on: September 28, 2009, 12:04:03 AM »
Muddy hoofprint.  =D

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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #18 on: September 28, 2009, 12:13:57 AM »
Tomato juice for Ohio? WTF, man, WTF!!??

Thank God I'm in SC. At least we have tea instead of f***ing MILK. Not as good as Alabama, but not too shabby, either.


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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #19 on: September 28, 2009, 12:17:08 AM »
Alaska...R&R Whiskey in a Plastic Jug and a half rack of MGD

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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #20 on: September 28, 2009, 12:28:01 AM »
I hate that "herbal" crap.  It's like muddy water, if it has any taste at all.  'Course we true patriots do enjoy hot tea, so long as it's not from the King's lackeys.   =)

You've been drinking the wrong stuff then. 

Michigan doesn't have one, but it's gotta be water.  We've just got so much of the stuff, y'know?

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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #21 on: September 28, 2009, 12:55:23 AM »
Grrr, only one state has a decent beverage.  Alabama and their fine whiskey.  Everyone else has nice healthy BORING "milk".  That's lame.   I need to lobby for something more impressive.   :mad:
On Wikipedia the whiskey is even named! Ha ha

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._state_beverages

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conecuh_Ridge_Whiskey

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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #22 on: September 28, 2009, 01:00:56 AM »
Thank God I'm in SC. At least we have tea instead of f***ing MILK.


See, that's just wrong.  A cold glass of milk is a beautiful thing. 
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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #23 on: September 28, 2009, 01:03:29 AM »

See, that's just wrong.  A cold glass of milk is a beautiful thing. 

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Re: Your official state beverage.
« Reply #24 on: September 28, 2009, 01:05:59 AM »
What if you're not only lactose intolerant, but also allergic to milk? What then?  :|