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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2015, 12:28:33 PM »
"Manscaping"?

Is that the current euphemism for "personal hygiene and grooming"?
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2015, 12:46:31 PM »
Very personal grooming.
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2015, 12:54:20 PM »
While I wouldn't go so far as saying you need to keep things picture perfect or nekkid, being well groomed down there is appreciated by your lady friend (s)
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2015, 02:09:13 PM »
"Manscaping"?

Is that the current euphemism for "personal hygiene and grooming"?
I do believe it's hipster for "I shave my balls"


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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2015, 02:52:24 PM »
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I discursively analysis online electronic talk in response to an advert promoting male groin grooming showing the complex ways in which men discursively negotiate their interest in this non-typical gender practice.

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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2015, 03:43:45 PM »
The nurses 2/3 manscaped me as a surgery prep when I had the hernia fixed.  I can't imagine wanting to that "grooming" on a regular basis.  At the follow-up with the PA she said that most of the men they see that get that surgery say the regrowth is one of the worst parts of the recovery.  I wouldn't say it was the worst part, but it was top 5 for sure.  It did exacerbate some of the worse aspects.
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2015, 03:34:35 PM »
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2015, 05:20:27 PM »
I started reading out of curiosity.... it turns out to be a paper based on the comments section of a youtube video. You have got to be kidding me. ;/
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2015, 07:19:44 PM »
To those of you who mock manscaping I have a question.  Do you mow your lawn and trim your hedges?  Or do you let that sh*t get out of control?  And what do you prefer in women?  A little grooming or some late 60's "just got back from Woodstock" freedom bush?   [popcorn]

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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2015, 09:17:20 PM »
To those of you who mock manscaping I have a question.  Do you mow your lawn and trim your hedges?  Or do you let that sh*t get out of control?  And what do you prefer in women?  A little grooming or some late 60's "just got back from Woodstock" freedom bush?   [popcorn]

Any other manscapers want to step forward?
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2015, 09:23:09 PM »
And what do you prefer in women?  A little grooming or some late 60's "just got back from Woodstock" freedom bush?   [popcorn]

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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2015, 09:31:30 PM »
To those of you who mock manscaping I have a question.  Do you mow your lawn and trim your hedges?  Or do you let that sh*t get out of control?  And what do you prefer in women?  A little grooming or some late 60's "just got back from Woodstock" freedom bush?   [popcorn]

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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2015, 09:37:16 PM »
Regardless of my personal preferences, or her personal habits, if SWMBO doesn't ask for it, why would I do it?

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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2015, 10:29:33 PM »
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2015, 11:47:31 PM »
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Any other manscapers want to step forward?

When I'm going to see someone, I do. Not with a razor, though, as I cut myself too easily too many times. I use a hair remover.

The women appreciate it. They don't like having hair stuck in their teeth. ;)

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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2015, 01:59:23 AM »
Sometimes I might trim it back just a little with scissors, but that's it. Hair on a woman doesn't actually bother me. It's really still a fairly new thing.
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Re: Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2015, 04:57:47 AM »
When I'm going to see someone, I do. Not with a razor, though, as I cut myself too easily too many times. I use a hair remover.

The women appreciate it. They don't like having hair stuck in their teeth. ;)
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Re: Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2015, 07:33:43 AM »
Yea It was pointed out to me that i could expect greater quantity and quality by a 19 year old gf during a one year sabbatical from relationship with current  wife.


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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2015, 09:24:11 AM »
When I'm going to see someone, I do. Not with a razor, though, as I cut myself too easily too many times. I use a hair remover.

The women appreciate it. They don't like having hair stuck in their teeth. ;)

Why not?  It's fun and flossing at the same time!
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2015, 09:25:11 AM »
Trim, yes.

Shave, no.

Those are delicate bits down there.
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« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2015, 12:22:41 PM »
I prefer to leave some things to the professionals.....

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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2015, 12:26:03 PM »
There's a barber here in town who does a superb straight razor shave. He drinks, though, and sometimes has the shakes. Want his phone number?

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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2015, 01:50:50 PM »
Trim, yes.

Shave, no.

Those are delicate bits down there.

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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2015, 02:35:12 PM »
Trim, yes.

Shave, no.

Those are delicate bits down there.

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