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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2015, 02:54:20 PM »
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2015, 02:56:21 PM »
Quote from: J.J. on December 14, 2015, 02:35:12 PM
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2015, 03:57:13 PM »
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2015, 04:45:32 PM »
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Re: Re: Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2015, 06:22:37 PM »
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2015, 09:38:22 PM »
Trim.  I'm a hirsute dude, so any shorter than a trim and it would look like I have a -very- weird bald spot.
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2015, 09:45:01 PM »
Quote from: dm1333 on December 13, 2015, 07:19:44 PM
To those of you who mock manscaping I have a question.  Do you mow your lawn and trim your hedges?  Or do you let that sh*t get out of control?  And what do you prefer in women?  A little grooming or some late 60's "just got back from Woodstock" freedom bush?   [popcorn]

I came of age before all this manscaping/shaving. Women used to just trim enough so nothing was sneaking out in the swimsuit.

I remember the first time I was introduced to a woman who shaved down there, freaked me the hell out. I think it was back in 1994 or 1995.
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #32 on: December 14, 2015, 11:13:32 PM »
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I remember the first time I was introduced to a woman who shaved down there, freaked me the hell out. I think it was back in 1994 or 1995.

How did that work? Were you at a party and a friend introduced you and said, "Charby, this is Melissa. Melissa, show Charby how you shave"?
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #33 on: December 14, 2015, 11:32:48 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on December 14, 2015, 11:13:32 PM
How did that work? Were you at a party and a friend introduced you and said, "Charby, this is Melissa. Melissa, show Charby how you shave"?

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

No, more like she decided to follow me back to my apartment after bar close and when I rounded third base, the field was bare.
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #34 on: December 15, 2015, 06:50:33 AM »
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #35 on: December 15, 2015, 07:39:10 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on December 15, 2015, 06:50:33 AM
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #36 on: December 15, 2015, 12:40:52 PM »
When my wife says she needs a trim I tell her "I'll go get the weed whacker..."
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #37 on: December 15, 2015, 01:40:11 PM »
Quote from: birdman on December 14, 2015, 09:38:22 PM
Trim.  I'm a hirsute dude, so any shorter than a trim and it would look like I have a -very- weird bald spot.

In general, shaving it all is going to look weird on any guy who's not a serious bodybuilder.  General advice I've found, and follow as needed, is trim everything to a #3, use a #1 or #2 closer in, and if you really want to put in the work, clean shave only the shaft.  Otherwise, just use the trimmer bare.
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #38 on: December 15, 2015, 03:55:48 PM »
The wife says "the shorter they they are, the more pokey they are, OK?"
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #39 on: December 15, 2015, 03:58:55 PM »
Quote from: HeroHog on December 15, 2015, 03:55:48 PM
The wife says "the shorter they they are, the more pokey they are, OK?"

They are curly for a reason.
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #40 on: December 15, 2015, 04:09:01 PM »
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #41 on: December 15, 2015, 04:42:30 PM »
Quote from: HeroHog on December 15, 2015, 03:55:48 PM
The wife says "the shorter they they are, the more pokey they are, OK?"

Use a good conditioner.  Failing that, use Downy.
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #42 on: December 15, 2015, 05:51:34 PM »
I swear to God this thread is the "car crash" of any APS thread I've ever read...IImI'm horrified by what I read, but I keep looking. :lol:
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #43 on: December 15, 2015, 06:00:16 PM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on December 15, 2015, 01:40:11 PM
In general, shaving it all is going to look weird on any guy who's not a serious bodybuilder.  General advice I've found, and follow as needed, is trim everything to a #3, use a #1 or #2 closer in, and if you really want to put in the work, clean shave only the shaft.  Otherwise, just use the trimmer bare.

Dude, I don't know about you, but hair usually doesn't grow -on- the shaft....
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #44 on: December 15, 2015, 06:01:38 PM »
Quote from: birdman on December 15, 2015, 06:00:16 PM
Dude, I don't know about you, but hair usually doesn't grow -on- the shaft....

right?  Is this like some kind of reverse hairy palms deal?
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #45 on: December 15, 2015, 06:32:24 PM »
Quote from: 41magsnub on December 15, 2015, 06:01:38 PM
right?  Is this like some kind of reverse hairy palms deal?

No, I think theories are correct, that he is a Texas Lowline Angus/Herford crossbred gomer bull.  [popcorn]
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #46 on: December 15, 2015, 07:10:24 PM »
Quote from: birdman on December 15, 2015, 06:00:16 PM
Dude, I don't know about you, but hair usually doesn't grow -on- the shaft....

Thank deity that this thread doesn't have pics  =|
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #47 on: December 15, 2015, 07:16:17 PM »
Quote from: birdman on December 15, 2015, 06:00:16 PM
Dude, I don't know about you, but hair usually doesn't grow -on- the shaft....

More like the skin around the base that gets pulled upward during certain activities.

Or maybe that's just me.  I don't exactly check anybody else's wang base.
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #48 on: December 15, 2015, 07:18:14 PM »
Quote from: HeroHog on December 15, 2015, 03:55:48 PM
The wife says "the shorter they they are, the more pokey they are, OK?"

Are you sure she was talking g about hair?
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Re: An academic look at manscaping
« Reply #49 on: December 15, 2015, 09:04:07 PM »
Quote from: birdman on December 15, 2015, 06:00:16 PM
Dude, I don't know about you, but hair usually doesn't grow -on- the shaft....
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