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Re: My best invention idea ever!
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2019, 12:10:53 AM »
Maybe I should combine Terry's Fingerless Floss with a floss spool to feed it.  I'll take over the floss industry and make billions!

If you plan on becoming a dental floss tycoon you'll have to move to Montana soon...


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Re: My best invention idea ever!
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2019, 12:13:07 PM »
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If you plan on becoming a dental floss tycoon you'll have to move to Montana soon...


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Re: My best invention idea ever!
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2019, 01:36:35 PM »
For those of us that don't floss, could you also carry a line of Water Piks that include flavor choices like bourbon and rye?

What?  You mean there are folks who don't floss AND water pik?  Freaking savages.

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PS: I have read some studies in the periodontal literature, and you remove more plaque and gunk if you WaterPik or floss first, and then brush your teeth.

Yep, quick brush to get the big bits out, floss, water pik and final brush with a Soma fluoride tooth paste for that calm, fresh mouth feeling.
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