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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2019, 09:19:12 AM »
I'm in.

Just add a private shooting range, landing strip, and boat dock.  What more do I need?
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2019, 09:21:37 AM »
Wow. That's pretty damned neat.

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2019, 09:22:20 AM »
Awesome!   =D

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2019, 09:22:39 AM »
I'm in.

Just add a private shooting range, landing strip, and boat dock.  What more do I need?

A pub.

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2019, 09:36:13 AM »
A pub distillery.

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It's Scotland. FTFY.  =D
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2019, 11:01:08 AM »
A pub.

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A pub?  So I can share drinks with other people?  I think not!  I'll drink it all myself.
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2019, 11:03:14 AM »
I'm in.

Just add a private shooting range, landing strip, and boat dock.  What more do I need?
Submarine pen.
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2019, 11:19:14 AM »

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Gun laws in Scotland differ in some details from those in the rest of the UK. However, in terms of licensing they are, currently, identical to the rest of Great Britain. A firearms certificate is required to purchase firearms,[60] and a separate shotgun certificate is required for shotguns.[61] The guiding laws for firearms in Scotland are the Firearms (Scotland) Rules 1989 and the Firearms Act (1968). All handguns, semi-automatic and pump-action non-rim-fire rifles are prohibited. A few pistols are licensed on a Firearm Certificate for exactly the same reasons as the rest of Great Britain. There are only 566 licensed handgun owners in Scotland.[62]

I'll pass on this one but thanks anyhow. ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearm_regulations_in_the_United_Kingdom

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2019, 11:48:45 AM »
I'll pass on this one but thanks anyhow. ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearm_regulations_in_the_United_Kingdom

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Well, it appears we're getting a submarine, so we can probably sneak in some guns and suppressors. :)
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2019, 01:01:46 PM »
The firearms issue is a deal-killer.  I guess the government of GB is tired of their subjects revolting. :scowl:

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2019, 01:02:50 PM »
The firearms issue is a deal-killer.  I guess the government of GB is tired of people revolting. :scowl:

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2019, 05:11:27 PM »
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All handguns, semi-automatic and pump-action non-rim-fire rifles are prohibited.

But it's an island...

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2019, 06:05:47 PM »
Well, it appears we're getting a submarine, so we can probably sneak in some guns and suppressors. :)

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2019, 07:16:20 PM »
I wonder what the taxes are per year on the island.
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2019, 07:22:10 PM »
I wonder what the taxes are per year on the island.

That is an interesting question so just for grins I looked here and came up with more questions but one for sure answer, there are taxes.  ;)

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2019, 07:31:00 PM »
That is an interesting question so just for grins I looked here and came up with more questions but one for sure answer, there are taxes.  ;)

bob

So if we call ourselves a think tank and make ourselves an LLC (or their equivalent), it's a non-residential property and the highest tax is 5% instead of 12%?  =D
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2019, 02:11:37 AM »
Recruit enough people, bring enough arms, and declare independence.


We can hold a referendum after we take over errr, move in.  Then if that doesn't work, we can dust off Jefferson's masterpiece, change the date, and send that to both Edinburgh and London.  


Looking at in detail, there is only one 4 bedroom house.  The other "house" in the pictures is a bit of a "fixer-up-er", and I'm sure all of us want to spread out a bit.  So there' that.  However, it does come with our own beef cattle.
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2019, 02:24:05 AM »
We'd need a bigger island, and somewhere warm.  Malta is about the right size and latitude... =D =D =D =D
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2019, 07:12:52 AM »
Malta ?

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• 2018 estimate 475,700

That's a whole independent country.  I'm not sure we APS-ers would be wise rulers.  Besides, it's easily blockaded.  We need ocean around us, not just sea.

But agreed, it would be warmer.

I like the idea of re-drafting the Declaration of Independence (see Reply #18) and sending that off to England.  Maybe we could even get France to help us with powder and shot.  We could hint (with our fingers crossed) about joining the EU. =D

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #21 on: July 23, 2019, 07:37:02 AM »
"We'd need a bigger island..."

No, no, that's more than big enough. I don't want to run all over God's green earth chasing you guys when I hunt you down for sport.
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #22 on: July 23, 2019, 07:49:01 AM »
"We'd need a bigger island..."

No, no, that's more than big enough. I don't want to run all over God's green earth chasing you guys when I hunt you down for sport.
Just think how many steps your pedometer will show after a long day of hunting the most dangerous game of all.

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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #23 on: July 23, 2019, 07:49:39 AM »
"We'd need a bigger island..."

No, no, that's more than big enough. I don't want to run all over God's green earth chasing you guys when I hunt you down for sport.

A little bigger than a square mile, mostly open. Right scope on a .50 BMG rifle and no one is safe on the island.
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Re: Who's Up for Ex-pating to the New APS Festung?
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2019, 08:00:48 AM »
Price and how it's already developed make it unique.  A quick browsing of private islands around the world...it's a steal.
But I prefer warmer climes.
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