Pet Peeves Dogs Have About Humans

[Ben]

#6 was my favorite...

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Ten Pet Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans


1. Blaming your farts on me...

not funny... not funny at all !!!

2. Yelling at me for barking..

I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU DOLT!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...

stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.

Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.

You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for you!

7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

You can't offer me enough beef jerky treats to get me to fall for that one again!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.

Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9.Dog sweaters.

Hello , Haven't you noticed the fur on me?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.

It's a mad talent isn't it?

Now lay off me on some of these thing's,
We both know who's boss here!!!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you

[Firethorn]

Believe it or not, my parent's current dogs love their coats during the winter.  Of course, they're both indoor short-hair dogs.

Of course, the association of 'We're going for a walk/to the dog run' would get them to love just about anything.

[Monkeyleg]

Sounds like your dog knows my dog.