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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2021, 08:20:56 PM »
I tried to claim Seren as a dependent...

It didn't work.

Try registering her as a democrat first next time
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2021, 06:17:28 AM »
Postage is up to 55 cents? Jesus... I've been using forever stamps well... forever...

I ran out of the bunch I bought a while ago.
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2021, 11:09:37 AM »
Interesting. Today I checked the IRS site for the hell of it, and got the message, "Your stimulus will be deposited in your account ending 'XXXX'. "

I thought, "What?!? I have never given the IRS bank account information for my taxes, and the previous payments came as a debit card and check."

All I can think of is that they pulled from my employment records and are putting it in the account where my pension goes. I guess it's not unexpected, but it's a little scary about the information merging across OPM and the IRS.

I really need to buy some crypto, start hiding cash in the mattress, and burying gold in the pasture. Way too easy for the fed.gov to wipe out my finances at the push of a button after some SJW reports me for using the racist term "peanut gallery" or "Hey, you guys!".
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2021, 11:17:36 AM »
Try registering her as a democrat first next time

Doesn't she have to be dead first?
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2021, 11:24:58 AM »
Doesn't she have to be dead first?

Alive, dead, never existed, multiple states at the same time, doesn't matter
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Re: New Stimulus Money
« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2021, 03:20:19 PM »
I just thought I'd point out you have the option of giving 10% (or 100%) of that government money to a local church that preaches things the government doesn't like.  =)

Or on guns, if you can find them.
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