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Florida Man Wasn't Drinking While Driving........
« on: March 20, 2021, 08:54:31 PM »
................Only at Stop Signs
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-man-wasnt-drinking-while-driving-only-at-stop-signs/2026937/

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Stevens said he felt "pretty good" and was drinking Jim Beam from the bottle but only when his car was stopped, the report said.

"He further explained that he was not drinking while the car was moving and only when he stopped for stop signs and traffic signals," the arrest report said.

After he was taken to jail, Stevens’s blood alcohol content was measured at 0.153 and 0.147, over Florida's .08 limit, the report said. He was charged with DUI and driving without a license.

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article214627635.html
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Re: Florida Man Wasn't Drinking While Driving........
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2021, 09:18:39 PM »
Wouldn't want to spill any.
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Re: Florida Man Wasn't Drinking While Driving........
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2021, 09:46:40 PM »
Over the limit, yes, but was he actually impaired?

I wonder why he was pulled over initially.
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Re: Florida Man Wasn't Drinking While Driving........
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2021, 09:46:43 PM »
seems reasonable to me
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Re: Florida Man Wasn't Drinking While Driving........
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2021, 09:46:43 AM »
Over the limit, yes, but was he actually impaired?

I wonder why he was pulled over initially.

Quote from: nbcmiami.com
Indian River County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to a McDonald's after a woman said a car behind her kept hitting her bumper, and pointed to the car driven by Stevens, the report said.


I'd say he was pretty freakin' impaired.
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Re: Florida Man Wasn't Drinking While Driving........
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2021, 04:47:27 PM »

I'd say he was pretty freakin' impaired.

Maybe he was trying to pick her up.  You know, hitting on her.
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