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« on: January 08, 2018, 10:55:33 PM »
Who tattoos their SSN on their face ??
http://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article193671374.html

I have so many questions for him, bu I guess he has LifeLock so it's all good.




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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2018, 12:51:59 AM »
So jes' fer grins, I searched his SSN: 463-15-6781

So guess what I got?

-6333

 :facepalm: :rofl: :old:

Duh.  I gotta watch it.  That's the second dumb thing I've done in one day.  Normally it's only one per day.

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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2018, 03:11:01 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on January 09, 2018, 12:51:59 AM
So jes' fer grins, I searched his SSN: 463-15-6781

So guess what I got?

-6333

 :facepalm: :rofl: :old:

Duh.  I gotta watch it.  That's the second dumb thing I've done in one day.  Normally it's only one per day.

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Ya gotta do it this way:
Code: [Select]
"463-15-6781"
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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2018, 12:03:57 PM »
Didn't work.  I did discover that there's an IRS Form 6781, though.

Just to save you the trouble:

https://www.irs.gov/forms-pubs/form-6781-gains-and-losses-from-section-1256-contracts-and-straddles

"Use this form to report:
•Any gain or loss on section 1256 contracts under the mark-to-market rules, and
•Gains and losses under section 1092 from straddle positions."

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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2018, 12:08:55 PM »
"Who tattoos their SSN on their face ??"

Obviously someone who's not too worried about identity theft...
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2018, 02:32:23 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on January 09, 2018, 12:08:55 PM
"Who tattoos their SSN on their face ??"

Obviously someone who's not too worried about identity theft...

:laugh: :laugh:

Do you think he has ever gone to fill out a 4473 form to buy a gun and refused to give his SSN number on the form?   =D
« Last Edit: January 09, 2018, 04:44:49 PM by MechAg94 »
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« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2018, 08:42:55 PM »
Ever occur to y'all that maybe that's not really his SSN?
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« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2018, 09:05:04 PM »
Quote from: Bob F. on January 10, 2018, 08:42:55 PM
Ever occur to y'all that maybe that's not really his SSN?

Houston Investigator Frank Heenan said it was.  

But I was thinking that as I read the article --that maybe it was his <ahem> close friend's, like "Mary," or "Mom," or "Jacob," or "Steve."  Until I got to the end, where the article said it was his.
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2018, 01:26:48 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2018, 12:08:12 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2018, 08:36:49 AM »
He might have been shooting the lock.  Hard to tell.

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« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2018, 09:45:56 AM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on January 12, 2018, 01:26:48 PM
Moar....

https://www.facebook.com/TheGoNet/videos/1776371979094283/


That was great on many levels. Shopkeeper was cool as a cucumber, and tough guy went from tough to begging.  :laugh:
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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2018, 11:11:22 AM »
When has "shooting the lock" with a pistol on a door that isn't padlocked worked?
(TV and movies to NOT count! Breaching shotguns either!)
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