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Dems for Prez in 2020
« on: May 02, 2017, 09:27:54 PM »
Yes, it's very early and much will likely change, but just for laughs I leave you with this:

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Even the shortlist of Democratic senators potentially eyeing the job is long, with Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts, Cory Booker of New Jersey, and Al Franken and Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota being mentioned.

Al Franken. The jokes would write themselves. Not that the others are any brighter.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/05/02/biden-balks-kirsten-walks-but-2020-democratic-field-taking-shape.html
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2017, 10:05:45 PM »
Someone want to explain the appeal of Elizabeth Warren to me.  Because I just don't see it.

Mostly a rhetorical question. 
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2017, 10:08:04 PM »
With the way the Republicans are currently doubling down on Teh Stupid, a Democrat Prez in 2020 isn't that farfetched.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2017, 10:16:07 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on May 02, 2017, 10:08:04 PM
With the way the Republicans are currently doubling down on Teh Stupid, a Democrat Prez in 2020 isn't that farfetched.

I don't disagree, but with the names the dems are pulling right now, it appears they are looking to usurp the "stupid party" title. They seem to be doing everything they can to promote their far left fringe and weirdos.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2017, 12:01:44 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on May 02, 2017, 10:08:04 PM
With the way the Republicans are currently doubling down on Teh Stupid, a Democrat Prez in 2020 isn't that farfetched.

Don't discount the DDOTS strategy. It worked last time.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2017, 01:40:42 AM »
Quote from: fistful on May 03, 2017, 12:01:44 AM
Don't discount the DDOTS strategy. It worked last time.

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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2017, 01:44:27 AM »
Elizabeth Warren -- the jokes would also write themselves.  Faucahontas, Dances with Donors, Sitting Bullsh*t, etc.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2017, 01:58:50 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on May 02, 2017, 10:08:04 PM
With the way the Republicans are currently doubling down on Teh Stupid, a Democrat Prez in 2020 isn't that farfetched.

I'd say right now it looks like a sure thing.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2017, 07:14:31 AM »
Quote from: Amy Schumer on May 03, 2017, 01:40:42 AM
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DDOTS = double down on the stupid

The last election was not exactly an intellectual high point.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2017, 07:22:55 AM »
I suspect that Hillary will be back.


"Someone want to explain the appeal of Elizabeth Warren to me."

Because she's a TRUE American! You know, an American Indian... er... Native American!

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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2017, 09:20:46 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on May 02, 2017, 10:08:04 PM
With the way the Republicans are currently doubling down on Teh Stupid, a Democrat Prez in 2020 isn't that farfetched. is likely.

FTFY
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2017, 09:23:57 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on May 03, 2017, 07:22:55 AM
I suspect that Hillary will be back.


"Someone want to explain the appeal of Elizabeth Warren to me."

Because she's a TRUE American! You know, an American Indian... er... Native American!

That makes her more noble than us white male rapist gender specificizing bastards.

The appeal of Elizabeth Warren to the left is that she's a proven liar and, like Hillary, never admits that she has told a lie.

In other words, she's a perfect representative for them.

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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2017, 10:12:05 AM »
It's never too early, Trump has been campaigning since February.

I'd be surprised if Hillary went for it again, she's gotta be tired. Or exhausted, or dehydrated, or has pneumonia - whatever they claim  [tinfoil]. Booker gets mentioned a lot but I just don't think he has a high enough profile (yet). I suppose many felt the same way about Obama though.
I would put my money on Warren - she'll get the Hillary voters that will support any woman and the Bernie voters that want socialism. I would imagine pretty much anyone who voted for Hillary would vote for Warren and she's in the headlines pretty frequently.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2017, 11:56:05 AM »
Chelsea Clinton. Either 2020 or 2024.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2017, 12:30:45 PM »
Quote from: DittoHead on May 03, 2017, 10:12:05 AM
. . . she'll get the Hillary voters that will support any woman  . . .
By that standard, who's to say they won't decide to support Lindsay Graham?


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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2017, 12:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on May 03, 2017, 07:22:55 AM
I suspect that Hillary will be back.

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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2017, 12:51:03 PM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on May 03, 2017, 11:56:05 AM
Chelsea Clinton. Either 2020 or 2024.

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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2017, 01:07:59 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 03, 2017, 09:23:57 AM
The appeal of Elizabeth Warren to the left is that she's a proven liar and, like Hillary, never admits that she has told a lie.

In other words, she's a perfect representative for them.

A transracial woman who's allergic to truth.  If she'd just convert to Islam, she'd be a shoo in.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2017, 03:09:23 PM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on May 03, 2017, 01:07:59 PM
A transracial woman who's allergic to truth.

Rachel Dolezal* 2020






* or whatever she's calling herself this week.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2017, 04:38:42 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on May 03, 2017, 03:09:23 PM
Rachel Dolezal* 2020


* or whatever she's calling herself this week.


That's funny. I was just thinking today or yesterday that Warren/Dolezal would be a perfect team for the Democrats. Warren/Dolezal - Because Reality Is For Republicans.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2017, 04:57:32 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on May 03, 2017, 07:22:55 AM
I suspect that Hillary will be back.


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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #21 on: May 03, 2017, 05:02:07 PM »
Quote from: fistful on May 03, 2017, 04:38:42 PM
Warren/Dolezal - Because Reality Is For Republicans.

Reality is racist.
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Re: Dems for Prez in 2020
« Reply #22 on: May 03, 2017, 11:19:33 PM »
I would not be surprised if there is a Draft Hillary/Ready Again for Hillary movement.

Hillary 2020- Because it IS her G-ddamn turn this time you misogynistic, racist, homophobic, Nazi, 'tards.
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