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MechAg94

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Biden Isn't Helping
« on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
http://www.newsmax.com/insidecover/biden_chuck_graham/2008/09/09/129228.html
This is really minor, but just funny as hell in light of everything else going on.  Cheesy

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Biden Gaffe: Tells Cripple to 'Stand Up'

Tuesday, September 9, 2008 5:34 PM

By: Jim Meyers    

Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden made an embarrassing remark during a campaign appearance in Columbia, Mo., on Tuesday.

Standing before a large gathering, Biden tried to give special recognition to State Senator Chuck Graham by shouting out to him: Chuck, stand up, let the people see you.

It was only then that Biden realized Graham is confined to a wheelchair. But he recovered quickly and told the crowd to stand up for Chuck. The crowd responded with a rousing cheer for Graham.
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Re: Biden Isn't Helping
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
That's Biden, alright. Engage mouth, floor it, put brain in gear much later.
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Re: Biden Isn't Helping
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Biden isn't helping?  Whodathunkit!

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Re: Biden Isn't Helping
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Something's got to hold down the far left end of the spectrum.
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Re: Biden Isn't Helping
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
You know, if a Republican candidate did this, it would be blown into a monumental issue...

Imagine the headlines in the newspapers...


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Riots break out in major cities, martial law decalred...



Hey, yeah, that would be fun.
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Re: Biden Isn't Helping
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Attention shoppers, outside today we have Cripple Fight. Cripple Fight, outside.
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Re: Biden Isn't Helping
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Staff:  "You got his name, Joe?"
Biden:  "Yup!"
Staff:  "You remember he's a Senator, right?"
Biden:  "Really, I've never seen him on the hill."
Staff:  "No, Joe.  He's a state Senator."
Biden:  "Right!  Got it!"
Staff:  "You remember everything else, right Joe?"
Biden:  "Oooo!  Hand me one of those Cheezy Poofs!"
Staff:  "Senator, DO YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING ELSE?"
Biden:  "God love you, buddy!  You worry too much!  These plugs don't effect my memory.  I'm the guy who can read something once and remember it so well it ends up in my own speech!  Steel trap, friend!  A scrappy Scranton steel trap!"
Staff:  "Good!  On in five, four, three..."
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Re: Biden Isn't Helping
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Hilarious.
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Re: Biden Isn't Helping
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Predictable.
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Re: Biden Isn't Helping
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Just watched the video.  Too funny.  You can almost hear his brain going, What the- why isn't he- oh crap OH CRAP!  COVER COVER COVER!!!

"Everyone stand up for Chuck!"

Fooled 'em again, Bidey.  Fooled 'em again.
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Re: Biden Isn't Helping
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM »
Quote from: Avenger29 on September 10, 2008, 10:02:55 AM
Attention shoppers, outside today we have Cripple Fight. Cripple Fight, outside.


Cringe TV at its very best!
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