I would love to have some identifying paperwork just once.
This isn't the first time this has happened to me, but big loads are rare. Usually my cousin gets stuck with those because people take another one of our roads and dump in the middle of his orange orchard. They probably did it to me this time because the corn is around head height, so it was a shorter detour to dump on me and stay somewhat hidden.
Usually what I get are bottles, cans, McDs bags, etc. Both the fields here have county roads on one end, so I get whatever people toss out of their cars while driving, and just have to take the 4wheeler and a trashbag once a month or so to clean up the edges.
Or the other thing I absolutely hate, when it's time for the orange harvest, all the laborers that pick my cousin's oranges always park on our road (adjoining property) and then treat it like Tijuana. Drink a bottle of Coke? Drop it where you stand. Bag of chips? Drop it where you stand. Every harvest season it looks like the day after an SJW protest.