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What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« on: September 26, 2008, 07:11:52 AM »
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2008, 07:57:04 AM »
Morons: the most common particle in the universe  undecided
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2008, 08:21:30 AM »
Yes, someone has registered largehardoncollider dot com

My thinking of that is evidence that I'm full of morons.
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2008, 08:23:45 AM »
Quote from: Iain on September 26, 2008, 07:21:30 AM
Yes, someone has registered largehardoncollider dot com

My thinking of that is evidence that I'm full of morons.

Or entrepreneurial genius..  hard to tell
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2008, 12:28:55 PM »
I thought this CERN deal was new.  It would appear that CERN has for decades been operative within the Beltway.
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2008, 01:46:23 PM »
I am going to stay very far away from these CERN people.   shocked
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2008, 04:07:19 PM »
Quote from: Iain on September 26, 2008, 07:21:30 AM
Yes, someone has registered largehardoncollider dot com

My thinking of that is evidence that I'm full of morons.

I wasn't aware there was such a market for subatomic geek porn..  laugh
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2008, 05:27:49 PM »
Quote from: Bigjake on September 26, 2008, 03:07:19 PM
Quote from: Iain on September 26, 2008, 07:21:30 AM
Yes, someone has registered largehardoncollider dot com

My thinking of that is evidence that I'm full of morons.

I wasn't aware there was such a market for subatomic geek porn..  laugh

Rule 34.
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2008, 06:13:51 PM »
My bad, for the forgetting of rule 34, on a slightly hazy fri night.
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2008, 06:14:42 PM »
Matt, you and I need to lay low.  If those people find out what morony goodness we contain, they'll want to smash us into each other at extremely high speeds.   shocked
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2008, 06:53:26 PM »
If you two are as full of morons as it seems, you won't need anyone else's help to smash into each other.
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2008, 06:55:38 PM »
I could make a sick gay joke about you two "laying low together" but I'll just say you're both way too slow to be worrying about any kind of collision with each other.
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2008, 07:44:34 PM »
The two of you need to keep a low profile as well.  So kind of me to warn you, eh?   angel
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2008, 11:14:15 AM »
Forget about moron collisions, what happens to the fabric of the universe when Antibubba finally meets a Bubba?  shocked
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2008, 12:09:51 PM »
I believe that's addressed in the Apocolypse of Saint Earl.
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2008, 12:13:26 PM »
Quote from: carebear on September 27, 2008, 10:14:15 AM
Forget about moron collisions, what happens to the fabric of the universe when Antibubba finally meets a Bubba?  shocked
I guess it'd be like Timecop.
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2008, 12:59:42 PM »
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I am going to stay very far away from these CERN people.

Yes, and best to abandon use of the infernal technology they have cursed the world with.


Such as this one here, by which you read that which I have scribbled apon the aether...  grin

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I guess it'd be like Timecop.

EWWWWW...ICKY!!!  But if it puts Gloria Reuben in my living, I can deal with that.
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Re: What CERN is really trying to do with its collider...
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2008, 07:22:15 PM »
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what happens to the fabric of the universe when Antibubba finally meets a Bubba? 

Usually there are sarcastic comments that go right over Bubba's head, but sometimes a fight breaks out.  Wink
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