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Scout26

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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #50 on: March 19, 2010, 11:43:18 AM »
He's going to run for political office...... [barf]
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #51 on: March 19, 2010, 12:21:30 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on March 19, 2010, 11:43:18 AM
He's going to run for political office...... [barf]
Hmmm . . . and maybe he found a rich widow to finance his run. (Hey, it worked for John Kerry, didn't it?  :laugh: )
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #52 on: March 19, 2010, 01:14:08 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on March 19, 2010, 11:43:18 AM
He's going to run for political office...... [barf]

that should have been obvious, just look at his tag:

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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #53 on: March 19, 2010, 02:13:05 PM »
Quote from: jfruser on March 19, 2010, 11:10:15 AM
You're actually engaged unless there is both a ring and a date.

No to both.  Just a change in mindset and the way I approach the commitment to the relationship.

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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #54 on: March 19, 2010, 02:27:17 PM »
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Interesting, the curves life hands you

Duh - I just got the pun  :O

Pictures...?   =D

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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #55 on: March 19, 2010, 02:49:58 PM »
You wish.  Buncha pervs...   :laugh:

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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #56 on: March 19, 2010, 02:51:07 PM »
Did you turn gay?  [popcorn]
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #57 on: March 19, 2010, 03:38:21 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on March 19, 2010, 02:13:05 PM
No to both.  Just a change in mindset and the way I approach the commitment to the relationship.

Brad

So you're dumping her and joining a Village People cover band?

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Did you turn gay?  [popcorn]

Whoops, charby beat me to the limp-wristed riposte.
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #58 on: March 19, 2010, 03:39:30 PM »


I'd google up a Leon Phelps from "The Ladies Man" do-it-in-the-butt demotivator, but I'm at work right now...
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2010, 05:52:19 PM »
Don't go making too many massive changes in outlook. Just remember bro: 9 out of 10 men who try camels eventually go back to women.  >:D
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #60 on: March 19, 2010, 06:06:41 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on March 19, 2010, 02:13:05 PM
No to both.  Just a change in mindset and the way I approach the commitment to the relationship.

Brad

Clearly, her skills as a psychologist are paying off.
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #61 on: March 19, 2010, 08:07:03 PM »
Quote from: Balog on March 19, 2010, 03:39:30 PM

I'd google up a Leon Phelps from "The Ladies Man" do-it-in-the-butt demotivator, but I'm at work right now...
this do?  :O






hehe now you hunt the eye soap. =D
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #62 on: March 19, 2010, 08:12:22 PM »
He finally discovered what can be done with whipped cream and ping pong balls, providing you first develop the right mindset.
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #63 on: March 19, 2010, 08:13:32 PM »
don't forget the whippets =D
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #64 on: March 19, 2010, 10:59:15 PM »
I worry about some of you.  Really. =D

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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #65 on: March 19, 2010, 11:20:08 PM »
Sho shon a tah Brad (blessings you AND yours).  A few years ago Inor and I became "a Team" - it was our epiphany.
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #66 on: March 20, 2010, 02:24:16 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on March 19, 2010, 10:59:15 PM
I worry about some of you.  Really. =D

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Yep, I think Brad switched teams, since he isn't answering the question.  =D :lol:
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #67 on: March 20, 2010, 03:26:32 PM »
Are we ever going to find out what it is?
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #68 on: March 20, 2010, 04:01:31 PM »
He has added the chain to his balls, or has turned them over and they are now tucked away in a purse somewhere.
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #69 on: March 23, 2010, 06:23:53 AM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on March 18, 2010, 11:24:58 PM
Uh, not.

Quote from: Strings on March 18, 2010, 11:14:57 PM
oh no... he's becoming a missionary...  >:D





 [popcorn]

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Quote from: MillCreek on March 19, 2010, 08:50:30 AM
He has hit it off with the main squeeze.

;)

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But does that change your position on the missionary thing?....   ;)
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #70 on: March 23, 2010, 10:48:45 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on March 23, 2010, 06:23:53 AM
But does that change your position on the missionary thing?....   ;)

More importantly does that change your position on the missionary position ?   ;) =D
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Re: Interesting, the curves life hands you...
« Reply #71 on: March 23, 2010, 11:15:03 PM »
What are you smoking/drinking/snorting and where can I get some???
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