The single greatest sporting event in the world is about to get underway - who here is getting excited? Have we all got our USA 'soccer' shirts on? Or do we just not care?
Much interest? The US team might do alright you know.
If I catch 30 seconds of World Cup coverage this go 'round, it'll be 29 more seconds than I wanted.
[Dons flame suit for the forthcoming drunken, highly offended, "football" hooligan onslaught]
If soccer didn't exist, we would have to invent it. The world outside the USA needs
some sport to excel at and be able to point to America and say, "See, you aren't the best at something! So go back home and eat a McMuffin, Yankee swine!" Given that, I am wholeheartedly
against the USA doing well at this World Cup business.
Maybe I should amend the proceeding with, "I am wholeheartedly against the USA's
mens' team doing well." I hope (in a detatched, really don't care sort of way) that the USA
gal's team does well. After all, soccer is a women's sport and the team sport determined LEAST likely to cause an injury at my unit when I got my pay from Uncle Sam.
[OK, I'm just yankin' yer chains about most of what I wrote, with the exception of the "29 seconds more than I wanted" and "team sport determined LEAST likely to cause an injury at my unit" parts.
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I hope all you soccer fans enjoy your "World Series of Soccer."