Author Topic: You heard it here first....  (Read 227 times)

grampster

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You heard it here first....
« on: March 10, 2023, 10:33:34 AM »
With the award program coming up that nobody watches...(what's its name again?) the young feller who played Elvis is being put forth as a winner of a statue. 

So here is the prediction.  Some Hollywood producer who never had much of an original thought with respect to movies is going to have a Eureka!! moment and announce he is going to produce a remake of ALL of Elvis' old movies with the new young guy Elvis as the star.  Any bets on how Woke they will be?   :old: :old: [popcorn]
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Re: You heard it here first....
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2023, 11:09:00 AM »
Your words, I have marked them.
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Re: You heard it here first....
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2023, 11:41:59 AM »
The only way such a series of remakes would be acceptable is if Elvis is portrayed as a transgender POC.
Anything less would be cisgendered oppression.
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Re: You heard it here first....
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2023, 12:54:30 PM »
So here is the prediction.  Some Hollywood producer who never had much of an original thought with respect to movies is going to have a Eureka!! moment and announce he is going to produce a remake of ALL of Elvis' old movies with the new young guy Elvis as the star. 


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