English to twelve yr old AOLer translater.Anyone ever play w/this?

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http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

OMG LOL TEH SCHIZNITZ!!!

Crazy kids!:P

[Harold Tuttle]

I HAEV A DR3M
BY MARTIN LUTHAR KNG JR

D3LIEVRED ON TEH STEPS AT DA LINCOLN MEMORIAL IN WASHNG2N DC!!1! OMG LOL ON AUGUST 28 1963!!11!11 LOL SOURCE MARTIN LUTHER KNG JR TEH PAAECFUL WARIOR POK3T BOKS NY 1968
FIEV SCOR3 YAARS AGO A GRAAT MERICAN IN WHOSE SYMBOLIC SHADOW WE STAND SIGNED DA 3MANCIPATION PROCLMATION1!1!1!! OMG LOL THIS MOMEN2US D3CRE CM3 AS A GRAAT BACON LIGHT OF HOP3 2 MILIONS OF NEGRO SLAEVS WHO HAD B3N SEAERD IN TEH FLM3S OF WITH3RNG INJUSTIEC!11! OMG WTF LOL IT CME AS A U DAYBREAK 2 3ND DA LONG NIGHT OF CAPTIVITY!1!1!!1 LOL BUT ON3 HUNDRED Y3ARS L8R W3 MUST FAEC TEH TRAGIC FACT TAHT DA N3GRO IS STIL NOT FRE

ONE!1111 OMG WTF HUNDRED Y3ARS L8R DA LIEF OF DA N3GRO IS STIL SADLY CRIPL3D BY DA MANACL3S OF SEGR3GATION AND DA CHANES OF DISCRIMINATION!1!1! WTF LOL ONE HUNDRED Y3ARS L8R TEH N3GRO LIEVS ON A LONALY ISLAND OF POVARTY IN DA MIDST OF A VAST OC3AN OF M8RIAL PROSP3RITY!!1! OMG WTF ON3 HUNDRED Y3ARS L8R TEH NEGRO IS STIL LANGUISHNG IN TEH CORNERS OF MERICAN SOCEITY AND FINDS HIMS3LF AN EXIEL IN HIS OWN LAND
SO111!1 W3 HAEV COME H3RA 2DAY 2 DRMATIEZ AN APALNG CONDITION!1!!1 OMG LOL IN A SANSA W3 HAEV COME 2 OUR NATIONS CAPITAL 2 CASH A CHEK!11!1!! WH3N DA ARCHIETCTS OF OUR REPUBLIC WROT3 DA MAGNIFIECNT WORDS OF DA CONSTITUTION AND TEH DECLARATION OF IND3P3NDENC3 THAY W3RE SIGNNG A PROMISORY NOTA 2 WHICH AV3RY MERICAN WAS 2 FAL HEIR

THIS!1!1 OMG WTF NOTE WAS A PROMIES TAHT AL MAN WUD B GUARANTED TEH INALEINABLE RIGHTS OF LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS!1!! OMG IT IS OBVIOUS 2DAY TAHT MARICA HAS D3FAULTED ON THIS PROMISORY NOTE INSOFAR AS H3R CITIEZNS OF COLOR R CONCARNAD1!1!!!! OMG LOL INST3AD OF HONORNG THIS SACRAD OBLIGATION MARICA HAS GIEVN TEH NEGRO PEOPLA A BAD CHEK WHICH HAS COME BAK MARKAD INSUFICEINT FUNDS1!!1 BUT WE REFUSE 2 BLEIVE TAHT DA BANK OF JUSTIEC IS BANKRUPT!!1111!1 OMG WTF LOL WE R3FUSA 2 BLEIVA TAHT THEYRE R INSUFICEINT FUNDS IN DA GR3AT VAULTS OF OPORTUNITY OF THIS NATION

SO11!111! LOL WE HAEV COME 2 CASH THIS CHEK - A CHEK TAHT WIL GIEV US UPON DAMAND TEH RICHES OF FREDOM AND TEH SECURITY OF JUSTIEC!!!!1!1! OMG WTF WE HAEV ALSO COM3 2 THIS HALOWED SPOT 2 REMIND MERICA OF TEH FEIRCA URG3NCY OF NOW1!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL THIS IS NO TIEM 2 3NGAEG IN TEH LUXURY OF COLNG OF OR 2 TAEK TEH TRANQUILIZNG DRUG OF GRADUALISM1!!1 WTF LOL NOW IS DA TIEM 2 RIES FROM DA DARK AND D3SOLAET VAL3Y OF S3GREGATION 2 TEH SUNLIT PATH OF RACIAL JUSTIEC!11!!1!1 WTF NOW IS TEH TIEM 2 OPEN DA DORS OF OPORTUNITY 2 AL OF GODS CHILDREN1!!!11 OMG WTF LOL NOW IS DA TIEM 2 LIFT OUR NATION FROM TEH QUIXANDS OF RACIAL INJUSTIEC 2 TEH SOLID ROK OF BROTHERHOD

IT1111 LOL WUD B FATAL FOR TEH NATION 2 OV3RLOK DA URGENCY OF DA MOMENT AND 2 UNDERASTIMAET DA D3T3RMINATION OF DA N3GRO!1!!11 WTF THIS SWELTERNG SUM3R OF TEH NEGROS L3GITIMAET DISCONTENT WIL NOT PAS UNTIL THEIR IS AN INVIGORATNG AUTUMN OF FREDOM AND EQUALITY!1111!1 WTF NIENTEN SIXTY-THRE IS NOT AN END BUT A BGINNG1!111 OMG WTF LOL THOSE WHO HOP3 TAHT DA NEGRO NEDAD 2 BLOW OF STAM AND WIL NOW B CONT3NT WIL HAEV A RUDE AWAEKNNG IF DA NATION R3TURNS 2 BUSIENS AS USUAL1!11 WTF THEYRE WIL B NAITHER R3ST NOR TRANQUILITY IN MERICA UNTIL DA NAGRO IS GRANTED HIS CITIEZNSHIP TEH1!!11! WTF WHIRLWINDS OF REVOLT WIL CONTINU3 2 SHAEK DA FOUNDATIONS OF OUR NATION UNTIL DA BRIGHT DAY OF JUSTIEC 3M3RGAS1!1!1!! WTF LOL BUT THEIR IS SOMETHNG TAHT I MUST SAY 2 MAH PAOPLE WHO STAND ON DA WARM THRESHOLD WHICH LEADS IN2 DA PALAEC OF JUSTIEC!!!!! WTF LOL IN DA PROCES OF GANENG OUR RIGHTFUL PLAEC W3 MUST NOT B GUILTY OF WRONGFUL DEDS1111!1 OMG WTF L3T US NOT SEK 2 SATISFY OUR THIRST FOR FREDOM BY DRINKNG FROM DA CUP OF BITERN3S AND HATRED

WE1!!!!!1! WTF MUST FOREVER CONDUCT OUR STRUGLE ON TEH HIGH PLAEN OF DIGNITY AND DISCIPLIEN!11!111 OMG WTF LOL WE MUST NOT ALOW OUR CREATIEV PROT3ST 2 DAGEN3RAET IN2 PHYSICAL VIOL3NCE1!!!!!1 AGANE AND AGANE WE MUST RIES 2 DA MAEJSTIC H3IGHTS OF METNG PHYSICAL FORCE WIT SU DA!!!!11! WTF MARVELOUS NU MILITANCY WHICH HAS 3NGULFED TEH NEGRO COMUNITY MUST NOT L3AD US 2 DISTRUST OF AL WHIET PEOPL3 FOR MANY OF OUR WHIET BROTH3RS AS EVIEDNCED BY THEYRE PRES3NC3 HERE 2DAY HAEV COM3 2 R3ALIEZ TAHT THEYRE DESTINY IS TEID UP WIT OUR D3STINY AND THERE FREDOM IS IENXTRICABLY BOUND 2 OUR FREDOM

WE!!111! CANOT WOK ALONA1!11!11 OMG WTF LOL AND AS W3 WOK WE MUST MAEK DA PLEDGA TAHT W3 SHAL MARCH AEHAD!1!!! WTF LOL W3 CANOT TURN BAK1!1!1!! OMG THEYRE R THOSA WHO R ASKNG TEH DAVOTES OF CIVIL RIGHTS WHEN WIL U B SATISFEID??!?! WTF WA CAN N3VER B SATISFEID AS LONG AS OUR BODEIS HEAVY WIT TEH FATIGUE OF TRAEVL CANOT GANE LODGNG IN DA MOTALS OF DA HIGHWAYS AND DA HOTELS OF DA CITEIS!!11!! OMG LOL WA CANOT B SATISFEID AS LONG AS DA NAGROS BASIC MOBILITY IS FROM A SMAL3R GH3TO 2 A LARGER ON31!!11111 OMG W3 CAN N3VER B SATISFEID AS LONG AS A NEGRO IN MISISIPI CANOT VOTE AND A NEGRO IN NU YORK BLEIVAS H3 HAS NOTHNG FOR WHICH 2 VOTE!!1!1! OMG WTF NO NO W3 R NOT SATISFEID AND W3 WIL NOT B SATISFEID UNTIL JUSTIEC ROLS DOWN LIEK W8RS AND RIGHTEOUSN3S LIEK A MIGHTY STREM

IM NOT UNMINDFUL TAHT SOMA OF U HAEV COMA H3RA OUT OF GR3AT TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS!11!11!1 OMG LOL SOM3 OF U HAEV COME FRESH FROM NAROW C3LS!!!!11!1 SOME OF U HAEV COM3 FROM AERAS WH3R3 UR QU3ST FOR FREDOM LEFT U BATERED BY DA S2RMS OF PARS3CUTION AND STAGERAD BY DA WINDS OF POLIEC BRUTALITY11!!!!1 OMG LOL U HAEV B3N TEH VET3RANS OF CRAATIEV SUFERNG1!1! OMG WTF LOL CONTINU3 2 WORK WIT TEH FATEH TAHT UNEARN3D SUF3RNG IS RED3MPTIEV

GO!11!!11 OMG WTF BAK 2 MISISIPI GO BAK 2 ALABMA GO BAK 2 GEORGIA GO BAK 2 LOUISIANA GO BAK 2 DA SLUMS AND GHETOS OF OUR NORTHERN CITEIS KNOWNG TAHT SOMEHOW THIS SITUATION CAN AND WIL B CHANG3D1!11 OMG LOL L3T US NOT WALOW IN DA VALEY OF DESPARE1111!!11 OMG WTF LOL I SAY 2 U 2DAY MAH FREINDS TAHT IN SPIET OF DA DIFICULTEIS AND FRUSTRATIONS OF DA MOMANT I STIL HAEV A DREM!!!!1111 OMG WTF LOL IT IS A DREM DEPLY ROTED IN TEH MARICAN DREM

I11!! OMG HAEV A DR3M TAHT ON3 DAY THIS NATION WIL RIES UP AND LIEV OUT DA TRUE M3ANNG OF ITS CRED WA HOLD TH3SE TRUTHS 2 B SELF-3VIEDNT TAHT AL M3N R CR3AETD EQUAL!!!1! WTF LOL I HAEV A DRAM TAHT ONE DAY ON TEH R3D HILS OF GEORGIA DA SONS OF FORMER SLAEVS AND DA SONS OF FORMER SLAEVOWNARS WIL B ABLE 2 SIT DOWN 2G3THER AT A TABLA OF BROTHARHOD1!!1 LOL I HAEV A DREM TAHT ONE DAY EV3N TEH STAET OF MISISIPI A DES3RT STAET SWALTARNG WIT DA H3AT OF INJUSTIEC AND OPRESION WIL B TRANSFORM3D IN2 AN OASIS OF FREDOM AND JUSTIEC!1!! OMG LOL I HAEV A DR3M TAHT MAH FOUR CHILDREN WIL ON3 DAY LIEV IN A NATION WH3RA THEY WIL NOT B JUDG3D BY DA COLOR OF THERE SKIN BUT BY DA CONTANT OF THERE CHARACTER1!1!111 LOL I HAEV A DREM 2DAY

I1111111 OMG LOL HAEV A DRAM TAHT ONA DAY TEH STAET OF ALABMA WHOS3 GOVERNORS LIPS R PRASANTLY DRIPNG WIT TEH WORDS OF INTARPOSITION AND NULIFICATION WIL B TRANSFORMAD IN2 A SITUATION WH3R3 LITLE BLAK BOYS AND BLAK GIRLS WIL B ABL3 2 JOIN HANDS WIT LITLA WHIET BOYS AND WHIET GIRLS AND WOK 2GETHAR AS SISTERS AND BROTH3RS11!! OMG I HAEV A DREM 2DAY1!!!!11! OMG LOL I HAEV A DREM TAHT ONE DAY AVERY VALAY SHAL B 3XALTED 3VERY HIL AND MOUNTANE SHAL B MAED LOW TEH ROUGH PLAECS WIL B MAED PLANE AND TEH CROK3D PLAECS WIL B MAED STRAGEHT AND DA GLORY OF DA LORD SHAL B REVAAELD AND AL FLESH SHAL SE IT 2GETH3R111!!!1! OMG WTF THIS IS OUR HOPE!11!!1 OMG THIS IS TEH FATEH WIT WHICH I R3TURN 2 DA SOUTH1!!!1!! OMG LOL WIT THIS FATEH WE WIL B ABL3 2 H3W OUT OF TEH MOUNTANE OF DASPARE A S2NE OF HOPE1!!!!!1! OMG WTF WIT THIS FATEH W3 WIL B ABLA 2 TRANSFORM DA JANGLNG DISCORDS OF OUR NATION IN2 A BAUTIFUL SYMPHONY OF BROTHARHOD!1!!! LOL WIT THIS FATEH WE WIL B ABL3 2 WORK 2GETH3R 2 PRAY 2G3THER 2 STRUGLE 2G3THER 2 GO 2 JALE 2GETH3R 2 STAND UP FOR FREDOM 2G3TH3R KNOWNG TAHT WA WIL B FRE ONE DAY

THIS!11111 LOL WIL B DA DAY WHAN AL OF GODS CHILDREN WIL B ABLE 2 SNG WIT A NU MAANNG MAH COUNTRY TIS OF THE SWET LAND OF LIEBRTY OF THE I SNG!!!!!111 LOL LAND WH3RA MAH FATHERS DEID LAND OF DA PILGRIMS PRIED FROM AVARY MOUNTANESIED LAT FREDOM RNG111!111 OMG LOL AND IF M3RICA IS 2 B A GREAT NATION THIS MUST BCOME TRUE1!1!11! LOL SO LAT FREDOM RNG FROM DA PRODIGIOUS HIL2PS OF NU HMPSHIER1!!!11!1 OMG WTF LET FREDOM RNG FROM TEH MIGHTY MOUNTANES OF NU YORK1111!!11 LOL LAT FREDOM RNG FROM TEH HAIGHTENNG ALEGHENEIS OF P3NSYLVANIA11111111 OMG WTF LOL L3T FREDOM RNG FROM TEH SNOWCAPED ROKEIS OF COLORADO1!11 OMG WTF LOL LAT FREDOM RNG FROM DA CURVAECOUS P3AKS OF CALIFORNIA11!!1!1! OMG LOL BUT NOT ONLY TAHT L3T FREDOM RNG FROM S2N3 MOUNTANE OF GEORGIA!!11! WTF LET FREDOM RNG FROM LOKOUT MOUNTANE OF TAN3SE!!!1 OMG L3T FREDOM RNG FROM AVERY HIL AND 3VERY MOLAHIL OF MISISIPI1!11!111 OMG WTF FROM 3VERY MOUNTANESIED LAT FREDOM RNG

WHAN111! OMG WA LAT FREDOM RNG WHAN WA L3T IT RNG FROM 3V3RY VILAEG AND EV3RY HMLET FROM 3V3RY STAET AND EVARY CITY WA WIL B ABLE 2 SPED UP TAHT DAY WHAN AL OF GODS CHILDRAN BLAK M3N AND WHIET MEN JAWS AND G3NTIELS PROT3STANTS AND CATHOLIS WIL B ABLE 2 JOIN HANDS AND SNG IN TEH WORDS OF DA OLD N3GRO SPIRITUAL FRE AT LAST11!!1!11 OMG LOL FRE AT LAST1!11!!1! OMG WTF THANK GOD ALMIGHTY WE R FRE AT LAST

[Sylvilagus Aquaticus]

FOURSCOR3 AND SAVAN YAARS AGO OUR FATHARS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTIENNT A NU NATION CONCAIEVD IN LIEBRTY AND DEDICAETD 2 TEH PROPOSITION TAHT AL MEN R CREAETD 3QUAL!!111 OMG WTF LOL NOW WA R ENGAEGD IN A GR3AT CIVIL WAR TESTNG WH3THER TAHT NATION OR ANY NATION SO CONCEIEVD AND SO DEDICAETD CAN LONG ANDURA11111!! WTF LOL WE R MET ON A GRAAT BATLEFEILD OF TAHT WAR1!1!!11! WTF LOL WE HAEV COME 2 DEDICAET A PORTION OF TAHT FEILD AS A FINAL RASTNG-PLAEC FOR THOSA WHO HER3 GAEV THERE LIEVS TAHT TAHT NATION MIGHT LIEV1!111 OMG IT IS AL2G3TH3R FITNG AND PROPER TAHT WE SHUD DO THIS11!1 WTF BUT IN A LARGER S3NSE WE CANOT DADICAET WA CANOT CONSECRAET WA CANOT HALOW THIS GROUND1!!!1!1 LOL DA BRAEV MEN LIVNG AND DAAD WHO STRUGLED H3R3 HAEV CONSACRAETD IT FAR ABOV3 OUR POR POW3R 2 AD OR DETRACT1!11!!1! WTF DA WORLD WIL LITL3 NOT3 NOR LONG R3MEMBR WUT W3 SAY H3RE BUT IT CAN N3V3R FORGAT WT DID HARE111!!!! LOL IT IS FOR US DA LIVNG RATHAR 2 B D3DICAETD HERE 2 DA UNFINISH3D WORK WHICH THEY WHO FOUGHT HERE HAEV THUS FAR SO NOBLY ADVANCED!11!! OMG WTF IT IS RATHER FOR US 2 B H3RA DADICAETD 2 TEH GREAT TASK R3MANENG BFOR3 US-TAHT FROM THESE HONOR3D D3AD WA TAEK INCR3AESD DEVOTION 2 TAHT CAUSA FOR WHICH THEY GAEV DA LAST FUL MEASUR3 OF DAVOTION-TAHT WA H3R3 HIGHLY R3SOLV3 TAHT THESE D3AD SHAL NOT HAEV DEID IN VANE TAHT THIS NATION UNDER GOD SHAL HAEV A NU BIRTH OF FREDOM AND TAHT GOV3RNM3NT OF TEH P3OPLA BY TEH PEOPL3 FOR DA PEOPLE SHAL NOT P3RISH FROM TEH AARTH1!1!! OMG LOL



I did the Magna Carta too, but it just didn't ring like the Gettysburg Address.
Must have been the Latin, I suppose.

Regards,
Rabbit.