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« on: March 05, 2006, 06:06:44 AM »
A spin-off of this thread: http://armedpolitesociety.com/viewtopic.php?id=2650

So, what do you think would be thread titles in General Gun discussion and L&P in THR 100 years in the future?
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« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2006, 06:12:35 AM »
What should I get?  Phased Plasma Rifle or X19 Space Modulator?
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« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2006, 06:53:54 AM »
Did Your Grandfather Have a Carry Permit Back When Those Were Legal?
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2006, 07:22:04 AM »
What is the drop on a 180gr full polymer ceramic bullet when fired from the moon at Mars?
Islamic sex dolls.  Do they blow themselves up?


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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2006, 08:36:12 AM »
Rebel scientists reported to develop human variant with organic firearm appendage made of bio-ceramic material.
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« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2006, 11:01:11 AM »
"Hal is a bad outfitter - he would not open the bay doors"

"NASA Rules hunting via remote control from Earth on Pluto Illegal"

"Buckshot Not "Ultimate" on Mars either"

"Which Gun For Crater Critters?"

"Any  bright ideas how to get powder to drop when reloading in weightless environment?"

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« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2006, 11:11:15 AM »
Castro vows to outlive all the american capitalist pig dogs

Socialists finally leave planet.

winchester re-opens with a new run of model 94's (sans that damned safety)

colt loses military contract when US military adopts the FN-FAL,  gears up to sell pistols again, priced to compete with ruger...

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« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2006, 11:16:09 AM »
Which is a better?  9MM or 45ACP?

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« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2006, 12:44:06 PM »
MaterDei beat me to it.

Probably 'Why didn't we buy more EBR's when they were cheap and easy to buy'
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« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2006, 01:02:08 PM »
Help!  My android girlfriend is programmed to be anti!  

Laser or Plasma?

I bought an old surplus M-16, how do I get the Cosmoline off?  

More anti-gun BS:  "'Assault Lasers' can penetrate police armor, shoot down satellites"  

What gun/ammo is best for malfunctioning robots?  

How do I remove Cosmoline without violating the new toxic waste laws?

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« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2006, 01:36:05 PM »
"Anyone remember when people could own guns?"

"Whats the best for defense, a nerf bat or a handfull of cotton balls?"

"My chip stopped working!!"

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« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2006, 04:30:04 PM »
I was rooting around in my local Hot Zone when I came across a WW3 AK-38-and it was positively slathered in COSMOLINE!!!!!!  Can someone zap me the disassembly instructions so I can recover every last milligram of it?  Yesterday the spot price for petro-derivatives was at 3 Yuan/gram!!!

Anyone want the rifle when I'm done-if no one comes for it it's just going into the bin.
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« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2006, 05:40:57 PM »
My sub-space ossulator got set on "destroy planet" by accident, is there some way I can put it back?(the planet, I mean).

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« Reply #14 on: March 05, 2006, 08:32:34 PM »
"Revolving plasmoid cannon checkout procedure" Smiley

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« Reply #15 on: March 05, 2006, 11:58:04 PM »
Can you believe everyone back then thought they were living in the end times?

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« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2006, 01:28:57 AM »
What gun for giant cockroaches?
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« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2006, 04:14:32 AM »
chert, chalcedony or quartz?
Whats the best load for cave bear?
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« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2006, 04:46:47 AM »
"I just found a video of an old school cop guy shooting himself with one of them old Glock things.  Anyone seen this before?"
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« Reply #19 on: March 06, 2006, 05:05:46 AM »
Rail guns for concealed carry

What gun would god use? (sorry, I couldn't resist)

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« Reply #20 on: March 06, 2006, 11:21:00 AM »
"Progress seen in Iraq sez UN President Cheney"

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« Reply #21 on: March 06, 2006, 12:03:26 PM »
Supreme Court rules self defense unconstitutional.

Spanish only schools required to allow English.

Foreign aid to Iraq threatened by UN sanctions.
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« Reply #22 on: March 06, 2006, 12:15:23 PM »
Never bring a handgun to a dittttttthintegrator pittttthtol fight!



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« Reply #23 on: March 06, 2006, 12:47:52 PM »
"I Heard That Older Guns Shot Lead Bullets - What's Lead?"

"Help!  I Shot My Great Grandfather's Glock - Frame Exploded into Cloud of Black Dust (slide still looks like new)"

"Just put 100 rds of 4 1/2 inch mag slugs thru my new 870 no problem - 3 1/2 inch is for wusses"

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« Reply #24 on: March 06, 2006, 02:39:34 PM »
Just think of all the additional things for your SHTF or BOB scenerio.

Meals in a capsule.

Individual rocket booster to avoid traffic.

Maybe even a teleporter or time machine.