Took a wrong turn in Houston just the other day, thanks to my wife's amazing GPS programming skillz
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The difference between getting lost in Houston and getting lost in DC? I had a 1911 in the console and a P3AT in my waist.
I immediately recognized that it wasn't a great place to be. Funny thing is that we were meeting an old friend of the wife's and her husband, who turned out to be a US Marshal. We chatted about the wrong turn and he told me what happens to that 'hood after dark...
Said even they will just run the reds when driving through there.