I need an influential Twitter platform. Because I can pull the pin on this madness. You see, pillows are just a product of white supremacist culture. BIPOC people had to sleep on the ground with no pillow. Then the white patriarchs normalized the genocide of geese for pillows and then when these poor gentle loving creatures were extinct they made pillows out of ozone depleting fossil fuels. Don't support this pillow culture, sleep on the ground until you understand how your whiteness hurts others. There, y'all need an address to send my nobel prize to?