« on: December 17, 2011, 08:37:01 AM »
http://www.stupid.com/Bacon-Candy-Canes_p_2750.html%C2%A0The Holidays are coming and they smell like Bacon. Nothing ever felt as right as these delicious treats. A candy that tastes like Bacon and can hang just about anywhere for easy access. So much good stuff; now you can pass these out as holiday gifts and NO one will even pay attention to the new car your sister just got. While they are freaking out about this amazing Candy, you can slip away in her brand new automobile until late night and theyll probably still be in awe of the Canes. I mean theyre good, a little too good so go crazy and get to the sizzling!
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
Bacon is the candy bar of meats!
Only the dead have seen the end of war!
