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« on: March 20, 2006, 06:18:07 AM »
make a BIG payment on a credit card.

I wonder if Homeland Security is going to hang me up?

I'm actually thinking of making two payments over several days just to hopefully avoid that BS.
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2006, 06:28:28 AM »
We're paying off a large debt, and I had the same concern. We called ahead to let them know the payment was coming. I don't know if it will make a difference, but we figured it couldn't hurt.
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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2006, 06:41:27 AM »
If you wrap your check in tin foil before sending it then you won't have any problems.
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2006, 07:22:38 AM »
Mike,

HS is notified of any unsual activity (like big, one-time payments to credit cards) but they have bigger fish to fry. One CC payment does not a JBT visit make as long as the rest of your lifestyle is average enough not to garner attention.

Just pay the thing down and be happy you're not getting stuck for the interest every month!

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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2006, 07:26:43 AM »
Brad,

I realize that. Unfortunately, though, according to the article from the Scripps Howard news service that was posted here a few weeks ago, DHS does NOT have bigger fish to fry. All fish are equally sized.
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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2006, 07:27:08 AM »
I pay all my bills naked with the exception of my tin foil helmet.  No DHS visits to date.
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« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2006, 07:36:16 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin
All fish are equally sized
The wrap it in tin foil with a little lemon... Cheesy

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2006, 08:01:27 AM »
STAY UNDER THE RADAR...

send the money to Mongo instead...

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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2006, 10:14:37 AM »
Candy gram for Mongo!

Candy gram for Mongo!
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2006, 11:29:41 AM »
I just paid off my house, middle 5 figures, also credit line with the credit union, low 5 figures.  I got a year's pay as severance when I retired last month.

I haven't had any prob...
CRASH!!!...whatthe...CRASH!!!HOMELANDSECURITYHOMELANDSECURIY....
DOWNDOWNDOWNDOWNDOWN...POWPOWPOWPOW...
DAMNJACKBOOTEDTHUGSTAKETHATANDTHAT....

Ahem. As I was saying, no problems so far other than a little skeet shoot in the great room periodically.  Good for the reflexes and breaks up the monotony of late winter.  Gimme a call, Mike, and I'll give ya some tips on how far ta lead 'em.
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2006, 11:35:04 AM »
OK, grampster, that made me chuckle!
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2006, 11:39:36 AM »
Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2006, 11:55:47 AM »
Mongo only pawn in game of life...

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2006, 12:05:53 PM »
With deep (but heterosexual) feelings for Sheriff Bart...
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2006, 12:13:58 PM »
Talk about your thread drift...

I'd post a witty quote from the movie as well, but the only part I liked was the campfire scene. Cheesy

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« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2006, 12:37:58 PM »
You didn't like Blazing Saddles?

OK, I can see that. It's a bit too erudite for you...

That does, however, explain why you like the campfire scene so much...
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« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2006, 01:21:27 PM »
Ah'd say you've damned well had enough!
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« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2006, 01:38:44 PM »
"No-no, don't shoot him. You'll only make him mad."
It's all about the pancakes, people.
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« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2006, 01:59:48 PM »
I'll be paying off all my credit cards and my truck loan next week.  Let you know what happens (if they give me internet access from Gitmo...........)

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« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2006, 04:02:11 PM »
Little bastard shot me in the ass!
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« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2006, 04:42:49 PM »
Are you in show business, Tex? No? Then get your damned feet off my stage!"
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« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2006, 04:20:23 AM »
I'm tired. Tired and uninspired.

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« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2006, 04:33:35 AM »
Work, work, work. . .
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« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2006, 05:11:51 AM »
The sheriff is near.
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« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2006, 05:30:17 AM »
"How did he do those amazing stunts, with such little feet?"
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