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Brad Johnson

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« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2006, 08:06:33 AM »
"I didn't get a 'Harumph' outta dat guy!"
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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK???? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
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« Reply #26 on: March 21, 2006, 08:34:46 AM »
You watch your ass!
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« Reply #27 on: March 21, 2006, 09:33:58 AM »
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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He strikes from below like a viper or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around!
He only has one purpose--Do bad things to good people! Mit science! What good is science if no one gets hurt?!"

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« Reply #28 on: March 21, 2006, 09:57:18 AM »
"He rode a blazing saddle,
He wore a shining star.
Prepared to offer battle,
To bad men near and far.

He conquered fear and he conquered hate,
He turned our night into day.
He made his blazing saddle,
A torch to light the way."

Brad

p.s. - how scary is it that I can remember all the words to this stupid song, but forget my mother's birthday?
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It's all about the pancakes, people.
"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK???? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
-HankB

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« Reply #29 on: March 21, 2006, 10:02:15 AM »
Brad:

I'd be REALLY impressed if you could recite Hedley's outlaw soliloquy...

"...and...METHODISTS!"
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« Reply #30 on: March 21, 2006, 10:23:14 AM »
Okay, you asked for it ..

"I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down: I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horse wagglers, horse thiefs, bullbags, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, *expletive deleted*it kickers, ...and Methodists!"

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"And he thought cops wouldn't chase... a STOLEN DONUT TRUCK???? That would be like Willie Nelson ignoring a pickup full of weed."
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« Reply #31 on: March 21, 2006, 10:30:12 AM »
OK, color me duly impressed. cool
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« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2006, 10:54:10 AM »
With the Methodists along, there may be some lootin', and some shootin', but NO GAMBLING!:D
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« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2006, 05:25:03 PM »
Frankie Lane sang the theme song to Blazing Saddles.

Apparently no one told him when he contracted that it was a comedy.

When he saw parts of the movie, he was PISSED!
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