I remember the straight razor thread(s) and that's part of why I posted this.
Regarding straight razors, I think about it every now and then but haven't made the leap.
Now, about the Onion, the all time funniest thing I've ever seen there was the "morning after burrito":
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29938 I'll post the text in a new thread for net newbies who've not seen this 8 year old gem.