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Title: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: MechAg94 on September 13, 2018, 11:43:40 AM
This headline on drudge report caught my eye.
https://www.rt.com/usa/438275-fbi-observatory-evacuated-aliens/
It must be the aliens!

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“The FBI is refusing to tell us what’s going on. We’ve got people up there (at Sunspot) that requested us to standby while they evacuate it. Nobody would really elaborate on any of the circumstances as to why. The FBI were up there. What their purpose was nobody will say.”

The sheriff also claimed there was a Blackhawk helicopter at the site and work crews on towers and around antennas.

The mysterious circumstances of the building’s closure has fueled a frenzy of speculation online as social media users wonder if aliens could be behind the ‘cloak-and-dagger’ operation.
Black helicopter also!   =D

A nearby post office was also evacuated.  
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: Scout26 on September 13, 2018, 11:50:29 AM
We have it on good authority that they are actually dark green.
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: bedlamite on September 13, 2018, 12:14:33 PM
So do you think it's aliens or a giant asteroid?
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: MechAg94 on September 13, 2018, 01:26:26 PM
So do you think it's aliens or a giant asteroid?
Either way it will dark green.   =)
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: 230RN on September 13, 2018, 06:41:49 PM
Somebody focused the scope on some papers and started a fire.
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: lee n. field on September 13, 2018, 07:24:42 PM
So do you think it's aliens ..?

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Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: TommyGunn on September 13, 2018, 07:45:55 PM
Either way it will dark green.   =)

Two-tone;
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: Pb on September 14, 2018, 09:48:09 AM
I'm very interested in this....
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: MechAg94 on September 14, 2018, 09:57:47 AM
I'm very interested in this....
The Aliens?  The Old Ones?  Or the Invincible Super Helicopter?
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: TommyGunn on September 14, 2018, 12:01:30 PM
 ???  Could be both ....  [popcorn]
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: makattak on September 14, 2018, 01:33:32 PM
The Aliens?  The Old Ones?  Or the Invincible Super Helicopter?

I'm pretty sure there was already an Airwolf episode about that with Wilford Brimley guest-starring as Cthulu.
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: brimic on September 14, 2018, 02:18:36 PM
Its either aliens, killer asteroid, or observatory staff laundering money for drug cartels...
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: Strings on September 14, 2018, 03:37:14 PM
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So do you think it's aliens or a giant asteroid?

Aliens surfing in on a SMOD
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: Hawkmoon on September 14, 2018, 03:51:54 PM
Aliens surfing in on a SMOD

You mean the Silver Surfer?
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: 230RN on September 14, 2018, 07:52:44 PM
 [tinfoil]

Facility closed indefinitely.

Local Post Office closed.

Several "residents" (of Post Office delivery area?) evacuated.

FBI called in.

Hmmmm.

Don't sound like no sewer line backup.  They'd'a told us.

Anybody check the local hospitals?

 [tinfoil]

Don't tell me I'm the only one mulling that over.

REFs:
https://www.koat.com/article/sunspot-solar-observatory-closed-indefinitely-because-of-security-concerns/23153095

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_anthrax_attacks  (Note date)
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: makattak on September 20, 2018, 08:22:47 AM
https://www.space.com/41888-new-mexico-observatory-closure-child-porn-investigation.html

Update.

Oh, yeah. THAT will put an end to the conspiracy theories...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMn8GZIBPw&t=0m12s
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: 230RN on September 20, 2018, 09:27:11 AM
https://www.space.com/41888-new-mexico-observatory-closure-child-porn-investigation.html

Update.

Oh, yeah. THAT will put an end to the conspiracy theories...




 :facepalm:  :rofl:

Well, see, it took nine of them there ten days for the FBI to create, story-board, prop, cast, and film that story. >:D

Didn't tell local law enforcement, indeed.  I've seen dinner theatre murder plots that were better-crafted.

Whatev

OK, complex child porn investigation it is.

Terry, :rofl::rofl::rofl:



Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: RocketMan on September 20, 2018, 06:51:31 PM
https://www.space.com/41888-new-mexico-observatory-closure-child-porn-investigation.html

Update.

Oh, yeah. THAT will put an end to the conspiracy theories...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMn8GZIBPw&t=0m12s

Okay, so does that mean the aliens arrive before or after the massive civilization killing solar flare event?
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: 230RN on September 21, 2018, 12:59:31 PM
https://www.space.com/41888-new-mexico-observatory-closure-child-porn-investigation.html


Okay, so does that mean the aliens arrive before or after the massive civilization killing solar flare event?

Hey, man.  You gotta believe it was a highly complex secretive computer child porn investigation including total evacuation of the solar observatory and the post office and apparently several residences as well.

For ten days.

Believe !

Terry
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: 230RN on October 02, 2018, 07:23:53 PM
[tinfoil]

Facility closed indefinitely.

Local Post Office closed.

Several "residents" (of Post Office delivery area?) evacuated.

FBI called in.

Hmmmm.

Don't sound like no sewer line backup.  They'd'a told us.

Anybody check the local hospitals?

 [tinfoil]

Don't tell me I'm the only one mulling that over.

REFs:
https://www.koat.com/article/sunspot-solar-observatory-closed-indefinitely-because-of-security-concerns/23153095

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_anthrax_attacks  (Note date)


Himm... Possible ricin attack at the Pentagon.  Probably easier to get/make than anthrax.

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2018/10/02/fbi-responding-to-suspected-ricin-in-2-packages-sent-to-pentagon/


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“All USPS mail received at the Pentagon mail screening facility yesterday is currently under quarantine and poses no threat to Pentagon personnel,” Manning said.

Ricin is a naturally occurring poison that can be made from castor beans and can be turned into a powder.

"Terry, you're just paranoid."

2 + 2 = 3.99 +/- 0.05

Terry, 230RN
Title: Re: National Solar Observatory shuts over mysterious ‘security issue’
Post by: 230RN on October 04, 2018, 07:42:51 AM
Relevant:

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/utah-man-arrested-over-envelopes-mailed-to-us-officials-source/ar-BBNTpMF?ocid=ientp

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U.S. security and law enforcement officials separately said an active counter-terrorism investigation was not being conducted into the envelopes.

Oh, well.