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What in the cluck is this?
« on: October 26, 2020, 10:35:59 AM »
I'm more than a bit gobsmacked that A) this would be a product, and B) that it would be so popular...

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/kfc-walmart-chicken-scent-fire-logs

I've heard of scented firelogs before, but nothing like this. I can't even imagine wanting to put one in a fireplace and touching it off...
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2020, 10:37:28 AM »
At least it's not pumpkin spice
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2020, 10:43:16 AM »
Need one that smells of Hoppes #9, gunsmoke and  good whiskey.
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2020, 10:45:07 AM »
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2020, 10:50:39 AM »
Quote from: WLJ on October 26, 2020, 10:37:28 AM
At least it's not pumpkin spice

Heard that. When I was at Costco Friday, it seemed almost every food item had "pumpkin spice" in the name. Couldn't the China virus have wiped out the pumpkin spice?
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2020, 11:03:06 AM »
A misprint.  It's "Sicken Spice," the log you throw on the fire when the party's over and you want everybody to go home.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2020, 11:44:03 AM by 230RN »
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2020, 11:05:51 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on October 26, 2020, 10:35:59 AM
I'm more than a bit gobsmacked that A) this would be a product, and B) that it would be so popular...

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/kfc-walmart-chicken-scent-fire-logs

I've heard of scented firelogs before, but nothing like this. I can't even imagine wanting to put one in a fireplace and touching it off...

 :facepalm:  It said "chicken scent"   I misread it .... seeing it as  :-X  "chicken s**t" ....  [barf]      :rofl:    

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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2020, 11:09:19 AM »
I'm in Kentucky and I would rather have Lee's, CFL, or Popeye's if it had to be a fast food chicken place.
KFC used to be good 30 years ago.
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2020, 11:24:53 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on October 26, 2020, 11:03:06 AM
You misread it.  It's "Sicken Spice," the log you throw on the fire when the party's over and you want everybody to go home.

When that one doesn't work, throw on one that smells like flatulence.  :lol:

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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2020, 01:01:41 PM »
I'm considering getting some of the scented wax melts for on top of my pellet stove...

You would not believe how many are pumpkin base scent varieties there are. It's insane.

Maybe I'll just put a pot on top of the stove with some vanilla and cinnamon in it.

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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2020, 01:07:35 PM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on October 26, 2020, 10:35:59 AM
I'm more than a bit gobsmacked that A) this would be a product, and B) that it would be so popular...

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/kfc-walmart-chicken-scent-fire-logs

I've heard of scented firelogs before, but nothing like this. I can't even imagine wanting to put one in a fireplace and touching it off...

Personally, if I wanted a scented firelog, I'd look for one that smells like a log burning in a fireplace.

Yeah, I know -- I'm a rebel at heart.
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2020, 01:18:30 PM »
Quote from: Ben on October 26, 2020, 10:50:39 AM
Heard that. When I was at Costco Friday, it seemed almost every food item had "pumpkin spice" in the name. Couldn't the China virus have wiped out the pumpkin spice?

As long as we have Karens we will have pumpkin spice.
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2020, 01:33:01 PM »
Quote from: Ben on October 26, 2020, 10:50:39 AM
Couldn't the China virus have wiped out the pumpkin spice?

The spice must flow ...
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2020, 06:35:09 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on October 26, 2020, 01:07:35 PM
Personally, if I wanted a scented firelog, I'd look for one that smells like a log burning in a fireplace.

Yeah, I know -- I'm a rebel at heart.

I've forgotten which, but some wood really stinks when you burn it... cottonwood?  Not sure, but I remember pitying the folks who lived down wind of my fireplace in my mobile home park.
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2020, 08:34:16 PM »
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2020, 08:23:56 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on October 26, 2020, 06:35:09 PM
I've forgotten which, but some wood really stinks when you burn it... cottonwood?  Not sure, but I remember pitying the folks who lived down wind of my fireplace in my mobile home park.

Black Locust isn't too pleasant. I'm fond of Wild Cherry and of course the usual smoking woods, like Hickory, Apple, Mesquite and the like.
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2020, 08:56:11 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on October 26, 2020, 10:43:16 AM
Need one that smells of Hoppes #9, gunsmoke and  good whiskey.

I've toyed with the notion of opening a firearm retailer, shooting range, whiskey tasting room, and tobacconist venue.

I'd call it:

All
Things
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2020, 10:44:10 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on October 27, 2020, 08:56:11 PM
I've toyed with the notion of opening a firearm retailer, shooting range, whiskey tasting room, and tobacconist venue.

I'd call it:

All
Things
Fine

Yes, and then franchise that!
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2020, 07:17:40 AM »
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2020, 07:34:45 AM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on October 27, 2020, 08:56:11 PM
I've toyed with the notion of opening a firearm retailer, shooting range, whiskey tasting room, and tobacconist venue.

I'd call it:

All
Things
Fine

Add some explosives fun and call it All Things Fine Enterprises.
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2020, 10:30:09 AM »
^, ^, ^, ^

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I see what you did there.

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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2020, 11:23:21 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on October 28, 2020, 07:34:45 AM
Add some explosives fun and call it All Things Fine Enterprises.

It has to be a Boutique
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2020, 11:43:13 AM »
Or Bespoke.
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Re: What in the cluck is this?
« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2020, 04:15:29 PM »
Basically All Things Fine Everywhere.   :P
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