Author Topic: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture  (Read 3466 times)

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Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« on: January 14, 2014, 09:05:17 AM »
That's 65 of his own guns that the dingbat is melting because his new dingbat girlfriend told him to. He needs a new purse for his testicles.

A few interesting points to ponder:

He's getting rid of all his guns "...in the continental United States"
Charlize Theron's mother saved their lives with a gun and she considers her mother her hero.
Wasn't Penn convicted of at least domestic violence as well as other violent crimes? How is he owning guns in CA?
Anderson Cooper beat out Piers Morgan for the sculpture by $100K. So close. Darn.

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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2014, 09:14:41 AM »
The real shocker here? Sean-freaking-Penn owned more guns than I do? I've got a safe full, but nowhere near 65 pieces. I feel inadequate and vindicated at the same time...

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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2014, 09:30:48 AM »
The real shocker here? Sean-freaking-Penn owned more guns than I do? I've got a safe full, but nowhere near 65 pieces. I feel inadequate and vindicated at the same time...

Hypocrite, thy name is Hollywood Actor.

Yeah, that kind of blew me away too as I had always considered him pretty anti-gun. Though didn't he show up in NOLA post-Katrina with a shotgun? I wonder if he's making the bodyguards and armed guards where he lives melt their guns too?
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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2014, 10:16:06 AM »
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Though didn't he show up in NOLA post-Katrina with a shotgun?

I don't remember a shotgun. He showed up with a small boat, a publicist, a photographer, and others. He forgot to show up with the drain plug for the boat, though.


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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2014, 10:45:29 AM »
Let me use the liberal argument just once:
Spicoli is too stupid to be trusted with a gun.
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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2014, 12:26:35 PM »
The real shocker here? Sean-freaking-Penn owned more guns than I do? I've got a safe full, but nowhere near 65 pieces. I feel inadequate and vindicated at the same time...

Hypocrite, thy name is Hollywood Actor.
Want to be more shocked? He also had a CCW permit. Possibly he still has one.
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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2014, 03:27:54 PM »
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Koons will decommission [and] render inactive all of my cowardly killing machines."

So will he now be protected by body guards and cops with cowardly killing machines, or is he going to get some brave killing machines?

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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2014, 03:51:20 PM »
He's a tool. What is the sculpture of, Hugo Chavez?

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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2014, 05:07:19 PM »
Okay, if I was wealthy and a chick as good looking as Charlise Theron wanted me to make a gun sculpture, she MIGHT be able to convince me to find some cheap non-classic guns to do it with.   =D


No way I am melting down my own guns.  Even the ones I don't care about I can't see doing that.  I had to work for the money I paid for those guns.  I wouldn't melt down anything I had that much money tied up in.
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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2014, 05:09:38 PM »
He's a tool. What is the sculpture of, Hugo Chavez?
yeah, there was no picture.  I was disappointed.
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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2014, 05:42:48 PM »
I don't remember a shotgun. He showed up with a small boat, a publicist, a photographer, and others. He forgot to show up with the drain plug for the boat, though.



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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2014, 05:59:00 PM »
I don't remember a shotgun. He showed up with a small boat, a publicist, a photographer, and others. He forgot to show up with the drain plug for the boat, though.



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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2014, 07:02:55 PM »
I wonder if this is something like a "boating accident"  ???

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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2014, 07:22:26 PM »

Theron is with Sean Freaking Penn? Maybe she really is a Mentally Retarded Female.

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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2014, 07:38:33 PM »
So he has no guns now?

Perchance, where does Sean Penn live? I can have a plane on standby...time for a career change!



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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2014, 12:44:40 AM »
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"Being provoked by this aforementioned strong woman and considering how liberating of bulls**t and ugliness it would be not only get rid of the guns I have in the continental United States but also to destroy them,

Maybe that is the catch. :rofl:

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Koons will decommission [and] render inactive all of my cowardly killing machines."

And then he says something like this. WTF? ??? I am so confused. If this is how he views them then why did he have them in the first place?
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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2014, 06:29:27 AM »
I'm pretty sure that Mr. Penn is exactly the kind of domestic abuser that the Lautenberg amendment was designed for.  And yet he still had 65 guns.

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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2014, 08:41:08 AM »
I suspect his lawyer told him to get rid of them, and they all decided to make it a PR coup and just say his squeeze told him.

So maybe he's just being lawyer-whipped?

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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2014, 03:26:28 PM »
He's whipped alright . . .
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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2014, 04:11:46 PM »
How does anyone know that the metal in the "sculpture" actually consists of guns  ???

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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2014, 04:34:52 PM »
Can we just melt him?
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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2014, 04:42:16 PM »
Can we just melt him?

Who'd want to mop up after that?  [barf]
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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2014, 07:55:23 AM »
He's whipped alright . . .

I deliberately left that unsaid.

Interesting that he specified the continental United States.  I presume/guess/speculate from that, that he's actually trying to comply with some Federal law he didn't know about up to this point.

It makes me curious about what brought the issue up in the first place.

Of course, all this depends on the accuracy of the MSM's reporting on the matter.

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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2014, 08:47:01 AM »
Who'd want to mop up after that?  [barf]

If a full hazmat suit complete with self contained breathing unit, I wouldn't mind doing it. Since an extremely useless idiot would be removed from our plane of existence.
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Re: Sean Penn Has 65 Guns Melted into Sculpture
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2014, 10:34:11 AM »
Interesting since he's a prohibited person either from a felony arrest for domestic violence against Madonna, which later was convicted as a misdemeanor under the Lautenberg Amendment.

I hear some people are agitating over this fact, and pushing for an investigation/prosecution, but nobody really expects anything to come of it.  But IMO I think a full-court press by several 2A groups and various right-wing concerns who ought not like him over his politics and support for Chavez and Venezuela would be a good thing. Not so much as to punish Mr. Penn, but to teach the Left in general that they might want to reconsider their usual M.O. of constantly looking for "gotchas" when it comes to people on the right or RKBA in general.
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