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« on: November 27, 2005, 01:41:10 PM »
I was talking with my brother the other night, and as usual was bemoaning the lack of cash. He asked me why, if the photo studio I'm supposedly freelancing for doesn't have any work, I don't just go and get another job.

I replied that the amount of work for advertising photographers is a fraction of what it was even four years ago.

He then asked about other types of jobs, which got me to thinking about the job skills I have:

1. Advertising/product photography. Been doing it since 1978 and, with all due modesty, I'm extremely good at it.

2. Photoshop image retouching/manipulation. I've been doing that for over ten years, and have a solid track record there as well.

3. Website development. I'm not a graphic designer, but I do a good job of taking the design and building an efficient website. I can also create database-driven sites (SQL).

4. Search engine optimization. I only started working on this four years ago, but I've been so successful at it that I've surprised myself. The only drawback to my so-called "resume" is that the sites I've worked on are gun-related.

5. Writing. It's been decades since I did so professionally, so I don't know the job market, nor the job requirements in today's market.

6. Politics/lobbying. I love it. A couple of statewide gun groups have asked me to work for them full-time as a lobbyist. The only problem: they don't have any money.

As I type this, I see that I have a pretty broad range of marketable skills, which boosts my morale.

I wonder what multiple job skills others on this forum have. If you lost your job because your industry was in the tank, what other things could you do to bring home a paycheck?

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« Reply #1 on: November 27, 2005, 02:35:23 PM »
Civil engineering:  Design and construction supervision of dams/reservoirs.  And, canals and spillways.  Oh:  home foundation design and construction supervision.

Farming/ranching.

Auto mechanics.  "Best damn garage in town"

Equipment operator:  Backhoe/loader, dumptruck, road grader.

Rare coin & gun buy/sell/trade.

Night club/beer joint manager.

I guess that's enough for one guy. Smiley

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« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2005, 03:18:14 PM »
I remember writing up a resume at one point, listing every skill I had that might be marketable. This was WAY before I had interests outside of a military nature.Had a friend look it over, and ask when I was applying for a mercenary liscense... rolleyes

Let's see...

Bouncer

Metal refinishing

Lobbyist (Dick can vouch for it)

Silversmith

Retail

security

iron worker (not much experience, helped a friend out for a week)

art metals teacher

music teacher (guitar, mandolin/bouzouki, harp)

network installation (cabling)

radio DJ

not that I've been paid for all of the above, and that's not counting various "grunt labor" jobs. And nothing with guns...

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« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2005, 03:58:50 PM »
Oil patch roustabout and roughneck (but I got out of that to keep from turning into a crabby arthritic old man like all the 40 year olds I knew back when I was doing it in my 20's, so last resort at age 45).

Worked in general building construction (concrete, framing, roofing, etc) but same caveat about getting cranky as above.

Used to run backhoes, loaders, and D3- D7 dozers. That was fun and I wouldn't at all mind falling back to it.

As a landlord, I know general home maintenance and repair, and am a pretty good plumber (like working on the intake side lots better than the outflow side  Smiley  ).

I'm pretty good at diagnosing and fixing computer hardware and software problems.

Current job involves Geographic Information Systems, Remote Sensing, aerial  surveys, various mapmaking and spatial analysis. Lots of demand right now, and I get job offers all the time, so wouldn't need to fall back on other skills as long as demand is high and I don't burn out.

Also a .gov diver, so it would be pretty easy to credential myself into a "civilian" dive instructor and work as an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt wearing, wise-cracking, woman hitting-on, beer swilling, worldly, dive guide on some Caribbean island.  Cheesy

If worse came to worse, I know which end of a shovel to hold, but if things got that bad, then I'd REALLY be cranky.....
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« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2005, 05:18:02 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2005, 05:48:01 PM »
1. chemist
2. Golf course greenskeeper
3. Heavy equipment operator- lift trucks, bulldozer, backhoe,  front end loader
4. Licensed commercial driver with Hazmat endorsement
5. Handyman- rough and finish carpentry, concrete, masonry
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« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2005, 06:11:21 PM »
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5. Writing. It's been decades since I did so professionally, so I don't know the job market, nor the job requirements in today's market.
Any more, anybody with a word processor and a thesaurus can claim to be a writer. Back when I started claiming to be a writer, one had not only to have a dictionary, but know the alphabet.

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« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2005, 06:17:19 PM »
1. Microbiologist with exemplary cGLP skils
2. Process operations/tech development while adhering to cGMP standards
3. Technical writting
4. Active Directory Admin
5. Exchange Admin
6. Light Cisco based networks admin (only light 'cause I don't get called on to do alot of it)
7. Loose Cannon (for those who like a little excitement in the workplace)
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« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2005, 06:58:09 PM »
Mall Security

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« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2005, 10:41:30 PM »
machine-gunner....
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« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2005, 01:52:08 AM »
Village idiot is taken?Sad

LOL...

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Chicken gutter ( but you knew that), chicken foot peeler, deck swabber, cook, dishwasher, busboy, theatre usher, building maintenance, popcorn maker, toilet gunger... there's more but I'm getting bored. You probably are too... sorry. Tongue

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« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2005, 02:23:22 AM »
Triple threat:  singer, dancer and actor
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« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2005, 07:32:29 AM »
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Triple threat:  singer, dancer and actor
Man could I ever make a lawyer joke out of this one. Tongue

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« Reply #13 on: November 28, 2005, 07:53:53 AM »
Farm/Ranch operations

Large animal care

High performance automotive

Ag mechanics

Pilot (would have to go back and get recertified)

Retail management (four years at Radio Shack - ugh)

Human resources management

Inventory control

Warehouse management

Computer repair (hardware)

Mechanical engeneering (would have to finish college courses and take the engineer's certification)

Audio/Video production

Audio/Video basic systems design

Stage/concert production

Theatre management (cinema)

Real estate (residential)

Residential construction

and...

Beer drinking

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« Reply #14 on: November 28, 2005, 09:06:35 AM »
- Chemist
- High School teacher (private school, I'd have to take education classes to get a licence to teach public school)
- Science tutoring  or test preparation at Kaplan or Princeton Review
- Dishwasher-I used to know how to run/maintain 3 different models of commercial dishwashers
- Retail sales clerk
- Prep cook at a restaurant
- Grocery cashier
- Deli counter/catering
-Grocery stock
-Warehouse order fulfillment
-When I was a kid I cleaned out guinea pig cages for a breeder

I've been pondering a second job as a "kept woman".   I figure that supplementing my salary with the "perks"  of being a mistress to a politico up in DC could be the only way I could afford a house here.  (Stop laughing Justin and Standing Wolf).
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« Reply #15 on: November 28, 2005, 10:46:37 AM »
Why would Justin laugh?  He once pondered a job as a kept man.  

(Probably could do it too, he cooks and cleans pretty good).

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« Reply #16 on: November 28, 2005, 11:16:06 AM »
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- Dishwasher-I used to know how to run/maintain 3 different models of commercial dishwashers
Ack. Forgot I coulda added that to mine. When I was in high school I worked as a dishwasher running one of those big Hobart or whatever things. The old guy who did it full-time on the mon-fri shift was named Ben too. Hope that doesn't turn out to be foreshadowing of things to come for me. shocked
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« Reply #17 on: November 28, 2005, 11:19:34 AM »
Cats,

That was my plan as well, but my wife isn't making enough yet to support both of us. So, I continue to walk the path of governmental (now academic) bureaucracy I started down ten years ago.

My former manager boosted my morale by describing some less-tangible interpersonal skills I have a hard time quantifying. I've had a great deal of practice interacting with difficult people, and I've gotten pretty good at it through liberal exercise of patience, plain speaking where possible, and tact when necessary.

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« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2005, 11:48:27 AM »
I'm a degreed accountant with a background in real estate and taxation.  I also hold a CA insurance license I've never used.  I was self employed for a number of years doing small business bookkeeping, income taxes and consulting.  I've managed both residential and commercial real estate.  There are a number of jobs I could do in the financial/management realm.  Problem is, I don't always play well with others. Smiley

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« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2005, 01:56:57 PM »
>Man could I ever make a lawyer joke out of this one<

Wait a sec... I always thought El T WAS a lawyer joke?!?!?

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« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2005, 02:25:57 PM »
- Almost anything in the systems/networks/tech support realm.  Exchange admin, AD admin, SQL DBA, helpdesk, Windows desktop support, network security.
- Audio/video engineering, anything from concert and theater sound/light to home theater design and installation.
- DJ, the tacky human stereo kind.
- uC and DSP coding and assembly line process control, although I'd have to dust off my college courses for that.  
- I can run a lathe and vertical mill, and I know some CNC programing and toolroom procedure.
- Gunsmithing.
- Bicycle repair.

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« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2005, 04:22:00 PM »
oh... forgot:

 forklift operator

Instrument repair

lawnmowing

Soon hot water heater installation (ours just died Sad)

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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2005, 03:29:44 PM »
Job Experience

Scaffold builder
Pizza Cook
Mall Security Supervisor (seriously unfortunately)
Convenience store Clerk (Just because we serve you doesn't mean we like you)
Forklift Operator
Direct Care for adolescents with mental/behavioral/substance abuse issues
Mental Health Intake/Admissions
Marketing
Good working knowledge of mental/behavioral health licensure and accreditation
About to move into a new position supervising all operations for two adolescent group homes (while attending graduate school, nah my life won't be busy)

Life experience.....

Working with people from varied backgrounds and education levels
General household repair, especially flooring
Light vehicle maintenance/repair
Very good at teaching new skills to people
Proficient with firearms and most other hand tools
Crisis intervention/counseling
Small building construction
International Lover....Tongue


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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2005, 08:24:52 PM »
Lets see...

I've got my BS in Industrial/Orangizational Psychology (hate office jobs)

Certified SCUBA Diving instructor for 2 different agancies (trainning standards have gotten so low I don't feel respnosible teaching anymore)

Cetrified repair tech. for about half a dozen manufactures of dive equipment (borrrriiiiiinnnnnnnggggggggg job)

I've managed a couple bars (hate dealing with drunks)

Managed a retail store (hate dealing with customers)

Ran a forklift in a warehouse in college (actually not a bad job at all, but the pay ain't great)

Grew up working on farms and can run just about anything you'd see on a grain farm (Would LOVED to have been a farmer, unfortunately if you don't already own the land the family farm is pretty much a thing of the past Sad   )

I guess it's a good thing a can drive a boat pretty good (1600 ton master, working on an OSV in the Gulf of Mexico)

plus it pays better than any of the above Wink

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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2005, 08:51:56 PM »
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7. Loose Cannon (for those who like a little excrement in the workplace)
Or at least that's how I read it at first.
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