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wmenorr67

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Little story.
« on: May 15, 2008, 09:15:58 PM »
Subject: Great Story -You may have seen this before but it is true to the point

I'm reminded of the time little Catherine, the daughter of friends, told me she wanted to be President one day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there with us - and I asked Catherine - "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?"
Catherine replied - "I would give houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow - what a worthy goal you have there, Catherine." I told her, "You don't have to wait until you're President to do that, you can come over to my house and clean up all the dog poop in the back yard and I will pay you $5 dollars. Then we can go over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $5 dollars to use for a new house."
Catherine (who was about 4) thought that over for a second, while her mom looked at me seething, and Catherine replied, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and clean up the dog poop and you can pay him the $5 dollars."
Welcome to the Republican Party, Little Catherine.
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Re: Little story.
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2008, 12:28:44 AM »
 laugh
Just thought I'd read this and chuckle before all the bickering begins.
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Re: Little story.
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2008, 03:26:02 AM »
Father/Daughter Talk

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didnt even have time for a boyfriend, and didnt really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, How is your friend Audrey doing? She replied, Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. Shes always invited to all the parties and lots of times she doesnt even show up for classes because shes too hung over.

Her wise father asked his daughter,

Why dont you go to the Deans office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.

The daughter, visibly shocked by her fathers suggestion, angrily fired back, Thats a crazy idea, how would that be fair! Ive worked really hard for my grades! Ive invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, Welcome to the Republican party.

If anyone has a better explanation of the difference between Republican and Democrat Im all ears.
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Re: Little story.
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2008, 05:36:48 AM »
I am honestly not sure that is representative of the Republican party anymore. 
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Re: Little story.
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2008, 07:53:45 AM »
Perhaps, but is is surely the opposite of the Democratic Party.