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http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/6285725p-6161086c.html
in fact, they blame the victims for having valuables hidden in their cars.
i think i'm going to start making a ghillie suit and find a place to hide where i can watch one of these parking lots.
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I'm not a big fan of vigilante justice, but as Spiffy put it, hide out in the parking lot and beat the perps within a inch of their lives, a few instances of that and I think the crime would be reduced. The perps know that these crimes will go unsolved, so that is why they do it, plus witnesses don't seem to step forward these days anymore for fear of retaliation. I see a crime, I'll nark em off, had my car broken into too much when I was younger, nothing ever much stolen because I never had a nice stereo or kept valuables in there. Just a lot of cut tops on my jeep or broken windows.
Charby
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The Arlington VA police force has bait cars with remote kill switches and video cameras mounted in the car
the perps lawers don't even know theres video of them stealing radios until the day of the trial.
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Spiffy me and you...lets strip down, cover ourselves in white paint, except for one area, which we will paint red, sort of like a cherry, then when we see someone break into a car we jump out at em with like clubs and axes and start screaming stuff like "beware the cherry topped psychotic sundae" or "eat axe you butt muchin vandal", bet they take off running, neh
WildcreativeAlaska
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okay, but i want racing stripes painted on my beer belly, you know, to make me more HS/LD.
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I recently saw some sort of a national geographic special that featured Innuits or another native group demonstrating a hunting technique of sneaking up on seals (or was it walruses) across the ice, camoflauged in that nice white fur. You could open a special hunting season on car thieves and these guys could teach "stalking" skills.
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I'd bet finding a hidey-hole near the parking lot for yourself, your paintball gun, and a cooler-full of frozen paintballs (or pepperballs, if available) would have a high likelyhood of reducing the theft problem....
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actually in all seriousness, i'm willing to volunteer my time on weekends to stand guard with a shotgun in the parking lot.
its obvious that local law enforcement doesnt have the manpower, and the volunteer patrols have said they arent equipped, since they are really, just 'patrols' on the bike trails in town.
i already got the black royal robbin pants, and tons of black shirts. add a pair of glasses and a nifty ear-piece that looks like a com unit and i'd be good to go. oh yeah, i'll also need some tactical gloves. and a camelback.
plus it'd be a great way to meet hippy chicks that go hiking. carberry, ya with me on this?
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the perps lawers don't even know theres video of them stealing radios until the day of the trial.
I do not think that would be legal. I believe defendants have a right to all of the evidence used against them, but I am not a lawyer.
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I think they could ask for it in discovery.
Spiffy, can I wear mirror sunglasses? Like in "Electraglide in Blue"?
Hippys, you must respect my authori-tie!
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I think they could ask for it in discovery.
Spiffy, can I wear mirror sunglasses? Like in "Electraglide in Blue"?
Hippys, you must respect my authori-tie!
Uh, yea. They ask for any evidence to be used against them and the prosecution has to provide it. Not alot of surprises in a real courtroom.
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only if you do your patrols on a tricycle.
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Dude the visual of your butt on a bike is stomach turning......
WildwiththatbreakfastyaateyabetterstartrididngAlaska
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do we need a school in reading comprehension, ken-san?
the trike is for carebear. i'm going to be stopping potential 'bangers at the entrance to the parking lot. i'll be looking for bling-bling or crunk.
besides, dont you know those bicycle seats make you impotent? i cant be risking losing the ability to pass on my superior genetics.
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i cant be risking losing the ability to pass on my superior genetics.
O really???...gonna bring back Homo (how fitting) neandertalis?
WildtoucheAlaska
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we're already making a comeback. havent you seen those commercials where they say "such-and-such is so easy, even a caveman can use it!", and the camera cuts to a family of cavemen living in a suburban home, saying "that aint right!"
all i need to do is find a really hot orangutan that will mate with me.
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The Arlington VA police force has bait cars with remote kill switches and video cameras mounted in the car
the perps lawers don't even know theres video of them stealing radios until the day of the trial.
the UK Cops tried that, only problem was the perps were allways 10 steps ahead of them & disabled all of it & stole the car anyway.
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besides, dont you know those bicycle seats make you impotent? i cant be risking losing the ability to pass on my superior genetics.
We're willing to take that risk....
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all i need to do is find a really hot orangutan that will mate with me.
That image, in and of itslef, posted on the net, would end the porn problem in this country
WildkeyboardfullofcoffeeAlaska
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Especially is spiffy is painted all white, except for the one place that is painted red. Throw in WA painted up the same way, in pink high heels, and one orangutang. Or better yet that rather large monkey with the really red butt.
I got dibbs on the movie rights.
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we're Performance Artists. we call ourselves, the Nateebrews.
or, we will be, once we find a hot orangutan. seems the hot ones are all uppity and dont want to work with a fatty like myself. what is it they dont understand about beggars not being able to be choosy?
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Nateebrews? Who says you go first there Tonto (or is it nanook?)...My folks invented god and interest rates, WE GO FIRST!
Its Hebives...or JewNats...and we speak Yiddishuknuk! So, you vant some nice muktuk bubbeleh before you schtup zat monkey?
WildhennyyoungmanAlaska
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eccchhhh. jewnats sound like a bad flavor of ben-n-jerrys. or a gross insect.
you can call me Chief. Chief Totempole. and you can be my sidekick Choaderboy.
and no, i'll do my schtupping without any performance enhancers.
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Wild ManSpiffy, the Alaskan from Space.
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I think 2 guys in painted white with cherries painted on them would deter perps or make them throw up their lunches.