Author Topic: Beware of Keto Crotch (Read 957 times)

MillCreek · « **on:** March 03, 2019, 04:26:21 PM »

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/keto-crotch-called-out-as-stinky-side-effect-of-popular-diet

Over the years, my workplace has been primarily filled with middle-aged women who have had children, and the stress incontinence that goes with it. I do a lot of mouth breathing.

WLJ · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2019, 04:35:21 PM »

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which alters your vaginal odor — and it may not smell like roses.”

French G. · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2019, 11:05:50 PM »

There is a better alliterative name for this...

just Warren · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2019, 12:24:48 AM »

There is a better alliterative name for this...

Paleo Pu.....

230RN · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2019, 01:41:19 AM »

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...what’s known as “Keto Breath,” which some describe as overripe-to-rotten fruity or metallic (like “fingernail polish remover“).

Hm. Nail polish remover. Acetone. A ketone. Keto. Coincidence? Or Orange Man's Collusion With Russia. I think we know what's going on here.

charby · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2019, 07:33:46 AM »

I read the title as "Beware of Beto's Crotch". Thought we had another zippergate.

Jamisjockey · « **Reply #6 on:** March 04, 2019, 07:37:26 AM »

It's because if you don't burn/utilize the protein, your body will dump the excess.
Especially women, they don't process protein as fast as men.

Sindawe · « **Reply #7 on:** March 04, 2019, 12:40:51 PM »

Being male, this is not something I have worry about despite being a long term Ketoer.

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2019, 10:21:54 AM »

I blame the NRA and plastic straws.

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