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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: AZRedhawk44 on February 20, 2014, 09:09:10 AM
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/viking-apocalypse-end-of-the-world-predicted-to-happen-on-saturday-but-dont-cancel-your-weekend-plans-yet-9138092.html
On Saturday, according to Norse legend at least, the series of events leading up to Ragnarok will culminate in an epic battle, where Norse gods Thor, Loki, Odin, Freyr, Hermóðr, will fight. Odin will be killed by Fennir and the other creator gods will fall.
The Earth will fall into the sea, and life as we know it will cease to be.
It's not all bad news though, as the world will re-emerge anew and fertile, and two human survivors will be in charge of repopulating the Earth.
I'm gonna be the sole surviving guy, and hope that the surviving woman is either Mila Kunis or Megan Fox. ;)
Edited to appease AJ, 'cuz Mila totally outclasses Megan.
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It will probably be Octomom.
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not monica lewinsky? after all, she must have been a presidents choice for a reason....... :laugh:
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I'm gonna convert to Norse. Where can I sign up before Saturday? I've always been horny anyhow.
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It will probably be Octomom.
No Honey BooBoo's mom.
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No Honey BooBoo's mom.
{shudder}
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It will probably be Octomom.
Nuttier than a fruitcake, but a proven breeder!
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Damn it! If only I had known about this in time to grow a beard!
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I'm gonna be the sole surviving guy, and hope that the surviving woman is either Mila Kunis or Megan Fox. ;)
I proclaim boolah boolah to death. :rofl:
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/viking-apocalypse-end-of-the-world-predicted-to-happen-on-saturday-but-dont-cancel-your-weekend-plans-yet-9138092.html
I'm gonna be the sole surviving guy, and hope that the surviving woman is either Mila Kunis or Megan Fox. ;)
I'd rather see Humanity go extinct, than that horrid recessive for hammer-thumbs be passed down through the millennia. :P
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I'd rather see Humanity go extinct, than that horrid recessive for hammer-thumbs be passed down through the millennia. :P
Get your own girlfriend for when Fenrir devours you and her. I can choose mine. (Mila Kunis is much classier, though, gotta admit)
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Look... Look upon the mutant thumbs of the she-beast, (https://www.google.com/search?q=megan+fox+thumbs&safe=off&espv=210&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_lwGU5-EBuHx2wXZ_oGYBg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1304&bih=838) and may it forever linger in your mind and spoil your matings more than a million thoughts of naked grandmothers and baseball ever could.
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Look... Look upon the mutant thumbs of the she-beast, (https://www.google.com/search?q=megan+fox+thumbs&safe=off&espv=210&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=_lwGU5-EBuHx2wXZ_oGYBg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1304&bih=838) and may it forever linger in your mind and spoil your matings more than a million thoughts of naked grandmothers and baseball ever could.
Dood, why are you looking at her THUMBS?!? :lol:
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Who is Ragnarok? And does he like grits? ???
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Dood, why are you looking at her THUMBS?!? :lol:
You're the one who wants to bonk a chick who has been bonkin' Ashton Kutcher. I don't think you should be asking any questions.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/viking-apocalypse-end-of-the-world-predicted-to-happen-on-saturday-but-dont-cancel-your-weekend-plans-yet-9138092.html
I'm gonna be the sole surviving guy, and hope that the surviving woman is either Mila Kunis or Megan Fox. ;)
Edited to appease AJ, 'cuz Mila totally outclasses Megan.
Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr or Elen Degeneres for you.
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Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr or Elen Degeneres for you.
Survival suddenly doesn't look so good anymore ....
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Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr or Elen Degeneres for you.
Of the choices, Ellen is probably more, let's say "imaginative". Besides. After the first couple kids you're still gonna want to have the occasional conversation. Ellen, again. Mila is hot as hell but if her acting displays any of her personallity, well I'll pass. (Says the 60YO guy who couldn't hit that on his best day.)
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Of the choices, Ellen is probably more, let's say "imaginative". Besides. After the first couple kids you're still gonna want to have the occasional conversation. Ellen, again. Mila is hot as hell but if her acting displays any of her personallity, well I'll pass. (Says the 60YO guy who couldn't hit that on his best day.)
Mila =|
Heck, I'd still go for Dana Delaney. =)
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I'm guessing Mila is a lot more interesting than you guys give credit. Constantly associates with Libertarian leaning entertainment projects.
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So, if my letter to Odin got lost in the mail and I'm not the one chosen to repopulate after Ragnarok and somehow you end up with the honor, who would you spare to join you in the task?
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I don't know. I just can't decide...
Jason Stathem... But the male patterned baldness...
Karl Urban... He seems a bit dense though...
Nathen Fillion! That's it! That's mine. Captain Tightpants himeself!
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Surprised you're not swooning over Thor, BSL.
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Surprised you're not swooning over Thor, BSL.
I would have if they'd gotten Eric from Trublood to play him, but Chris Helmsworth is way to much a pretty boy.
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I'm guessing Mila is a lot more interesting than you guys give credit. Constantly associates with Libertarian leaning entertainment projects.
She is screwing Ashton Kutcher, put that in your head when you think about her.
Funny thing he and I are in the same college fraternity and I met him when his chapter visited ours. He wasn't famous then, only thing I remember about him was he told a lot of jokes.
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That thumb thing.
Eww.
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So, if my letter to Odin got lost in the mail and I'm not the one chosen to repopulate after Ragnarok and somehow you end up with the honor, who would you spare to join you in the task?
Her
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Probably because I just watched a BBC mini series with her as one of the co-stars.
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We can't have a
herd harem?
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And this shall be blaring! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjRUee5S44w
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Those that don't like Megan Fox because she's *expletive deleted*ing Ashton Kutcher, but are OK with Mila Kunis, recall that she was *expletive deleted*ing Macaulay Culkin for 8 years.
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Oh, and if I'm the one chosen to repopulate the earth, I'd possibly go with Bonnie Wright (now that she's 23 or so). Always had a thing for redheads for some reason. Probably because I never actually dated one. Jewel Staite would also have to be high on the list. Though at 32 she's getting up there for popping out a lot of babies.
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The gal who played Wendy in Peter Pan
Rachel Hurd-Wood
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I don't care if she is British. I can teach her to shoot, make BP, knap flint... I'll build the flintlock.
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What is she, 14?
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The gal who Played wendy in Peter Pan
Rachel Hurd-Wood
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I don't care if she is British. I can teach her to shoot, make BP, knap flint... I'll build the flintlock.
Ummm... She looks like an alien. Very creepy looking.
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23 yo at present.
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If the choice is between repopulating the world with the spawn of redheads or creepy alien prepubescants I'm going to have to cast my vote for creepy.
IIRC it was the spawn of redheads that got us into this situation in the first place.
Now we have some idjit who wants to do it again, telling me that this time it will be better. Where have I heard that before?
stay safe.
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Anyone seen the squirrel of doom?
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Kate Beckinsale, no question.
I would crawl on my hands and knees over three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust of the car that dropped her off!
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Kate Beckinsale, no question.
I would crawl on my hands and knees over three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust of the car that dropped her off!
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Yep
Her in van helsing. So hawt
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Yep
Her in van helsing. So hawt
She is blistering hot in the tight black leather as a vampire in Underworld.
Lord have mercy!
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Ummm... She looks like an alien. Very creepy looking.
It's the pupils, I think. At least they're not slitted.
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It's the pupils, I think. At least they're not slitted.
She looks like she could be an extra in Invaders From Mars...
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Kate Beckinsale, no question.
I would crawl on my hands and knees over three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust of the car that dropped her off her exhaust!
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Had to do it! =D
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Kate Beckinsale, no question.
I would crawl on my hands and knees over three miles of broken glass just to sniff the exhaust of the car that dropped her off!
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So, would you descride her as "peanut fine"?
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Ummm....
Whatinthehelliswrongwithallofyou?
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Either the old lady and I are the only survivors, or the world didn't end yesterday ... =|
Either way, we are past the having kids stage.
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Hmmm...still here. Norse gods were a no show. That means I still have to fix the plumbing in the bathroom. Bummer.
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Hmmm...still here. Norse gods were a no show. That means I still have to fix the plumbing in the bathroom. Bummer.
What about your electrical issues? Did you get them fixed yet?
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Ummm....
Whatinthehelliswrongwithallofyou?
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I don't know...aww hail I do. Christina_Hendricks in a cunning hat = irresistible!