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Need really, really bad movie ideas
« on: November 03, 2018, 03:27:28 PM »
My best friend's wife just delivered their bonus child.  He's going in for tutoring on December 22. 

When I was recovering from hernia surgery he put on Zombeavers.  A movie soooo bad even boobies couldn't salvage it.  And then he went to cook on the grill leaving me with no way to turn it off or put on something else.

It's payback time.   >:D

So, what should I rent/buy/download?  Other than Zardoz.  That one is a given.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2018, 03:40:05 PM »
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2018, 04:41:22 PM »
What was that movie we discussed here, about space Nazis on the moon?
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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2018, 04:53:54 PM »
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082213/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_47

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As I viewed Naked Space, I wondered, who had something on Patrick MacNee, Leslie Neilson and Cindy Williams to get them to sign off on this stinker!? The beginning of the movie was very slow-paced and the dialog attempted, but failed miserably, to parody that of previous, successful comedies that Leslie Neilson starred in. By the middle and end of the movie, I was waiting for it to end, but it kept going and going and going, like that battery commercial bunny. The ending was not an ending. It was more like a power failure, thank goodness! This $4.99 DVD goes straight into the trash can. I wouldn't pass it on, even to prove a point.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2018, 05:21:13 PM »
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2018, 05:55:13 PM »
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1260360/

Hillary: The Movie

Yes, really.  A “documentary.”
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2018, 06:14:52 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on November 03, 2018, 05:55:13 PM
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1260360/

Hillary: The Movie

Yes, really.  A “documentary.”

 :rofl:

Put that on, but first hide the remote, get him doped up enough to not be able to do anything but not so much he falls asleep, and then go grill some meat.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2018, 06:55:23 PM »
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2018, 06:55:58 PM »
Anything recent starting Stephen Segal.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2018, 08:48:26 PM »
Hercules in New York (Ahnold's very first movie, his accent is so thick they dubbed over him and he's billed as 'Arnold Strong' on the cover.)  :rofl:

Hell comes to Frogtown

Or maybe Freddie got Fingered for Tom Green torture....
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2018, 09:22:11 PM »
Reefer Madness
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Plan 9 From Outer Space
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2018, 09:35:45 PM »
When Women Had Tails     https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066268/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
When Women Lost Their Tails      https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067639/?ref_=nv_sr_1
The Incredible Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed Up Zombies    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/

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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2018, 09:36:31 PM »
Red Sonia.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2018, 10:16:23 PM »
"Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes" my wife has yet to forgive me for "forcing her to watch" but I LMAO at it. Stupid/campy as hell but I liked it...

Oh! I almost forgot "Motel Hell". Cult classic bad movie.

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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2018, 10:18:25 PM »
The wife says "Killer Clowns From Outer Space"... she's not wrong.
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2018, 10:25:15 PM »
Quote from: sumpnz on November 03, 2018, 03:27:28 PM
My best friend's wife just delivered their bonus child.  He's going in for tutoring on December 22. 

When I was recovering from hernia surgery he put on Zombeavers.  A movie soooo bad even boobies couldn't salvage it.  And then he went to cook on the grill leaving me with no way to turn it off or put on something else.

It's payback time.   >:D

So, what should I rent/buy/download?  Other than Zardoz.  That one is a given.

Laughing after a double lower hernia is NO FUN, I can say this from experience! We normally watched this MTV standup comedians show and it would MAYBE get a grin out of me at best. THIS evening there was a guy who was hilarious!!! OMG, it hurt SO MUCH I was BEGGING Terri to turn it off! Damn, I wish I remembered the comedian's name!
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2018, 11:18:51 PM »
Quote from: HeroHog on November 03, 2018, 10:18:25 PM
The wife says "Killer Clowns From Outer Space"... she's not wrong.

Hey, I like that one!  I especially like the "knocked his block off" scene.

How about Mommy Dearest?  "No wire hangers!!"
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2018, 12:30:19 AM »
M. Night Shamalan's "The Happening".
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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2018, 12:38:13 AM »
Zombie Strippers

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Re: Need really, really bad movie ideas
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2018, 06:45:39 AM »
Yor, the Hunter from the Future
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2018, 09:14:10 AM »
Tank Girl

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« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2018, 12:35:41 PM »
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Zombie Strippers

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I beat you to that one.
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« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2018, 12:36:31 PM »
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Tank Girl

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And I will punish you. Tank Girl is an EXCELLENT movie.  :P
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