Couple of years ago when I came out of the barber shop, cop was writing a ticket for the expired meter. I told him "Hey, give a guy a break I was only here for a haircut."
Cop kept writing.
"Dude, don't be a jackass, it's only expired for a couple of minutes."
Cop frowned at me and wrote up another ticket, this one for "parked too far from curb."
"Now I know why people call you PIGS. You really reek, you statist PIG."
Cop wrote up two more tickets (expired tag, expired inspection sticker) and put them on the windshield, too.
Having had enough of that, I walked around the corner to where MY car was parked and left the cop still writing up the car that had the "OBAMA 2012" sticker on it.