I also saw that the Iranian government is offering free tuition at one of their universities to all the morons who get expelled here. Seems to me that it should be a win-win. They, including the gay and tranny ones, should be super excited to get a free university education in Iran while supporting their cause. Maybe another rich fellow traveler can offer free airfare to Iran.
A required class for gay and tranny students will meet on the rooftop at noon where you can enjoy the view and fresh air during class. First subject discussed will be gravity and it's effects with a demonstration. Student participation is required with the demonstration. All gay and tranny students are required to pass this class with flying colors, no exceptions.