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Title: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: Zsa-Zsa on December 09, 2007, 07:47:00 PM
     Stand_watie here again...obviously, untill my access problems get fixed...

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...Challenging them to come on and get a "big ol' piece of dis". Tonight I hope they accept his challenge and one or three of them come into the yard, and are then slow enough for him to catch them (not likely, but a man can dream). Yes, I know they're just wild brutes, doing what nature gave them the biology to do, but I can't deny that after them killing my sweet lil' Zsa Zsa, I wouldn't mind seeing Bowser rip one or five of them limb from limb. Yeah. I guess I'm holding a grudge here. angry Bad me.
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: Perd Hapley on December 09, 2007, 07:57:31 PM
Dude, enough with the drag.  You can NOT carry it off.  Tongue
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: 280plus on December 10, 2007, 02:02:59 AM
Go get em Bowser!
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: Jamisjockey on December 10, 2007, 02:54:52 AM
Don't underestimate a coyote pack. 
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: 280plus on December 10, 2007, 03:58:51 AM
Yea, don't let them get Bowser! Where are you? I'd love to come and try out my newish Saiga in .308 on them.  grin
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: CNYCacher on December 10, 2007, 10:40:51 AM
"but I can't deny that after them killing my sweet lil' Zsa Zsa"

Coyote's killed your daughter?

The only way to come back from that involves a steak vest and two Khukri  knives.
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: Stetson on December 10, 2007, 10:59:34 AM
I almost had one, at his place, with the .303 but it was too dark at the time, for proper shooting.  I'd have hit it with the van but that would be hard explaining that to the wife
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: 280plus on December 10, 2007, 11:24:27 AM
How bout, "But honey, I thought it was your mother."  shocked

 cheesy

Actually I have a pretty darn good MIL so I shouldn't say things like that. Too late now I guess.  grin
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: Iain on December 10, 2007, 11:32:14 AM
Quote from: jamisjockey on December 10, 2007, 01:54:52 AM
Don't underestimate a coyote pack. 
I was reading about coyotes the other day (prompted by a blog post that would probably get a big reaction around here) - seems they have been known to kill dogs much larger than themselves.
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: seeker_two on December 10, 2007, 01:50:16 PM
Quote from: 280plus on December 10, 2007, 01:02:59 AM
Go get em Bowser!

At first I thought he said "Browser"......and I thought "what kind of upgrades does he have on IE7 now?".....  undecided
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: thebaldguy on December 10, 2007, 01:59:39 PM
Everybody knows that Bowser was that guy from the 50's band, Sha Na Na.

Why is he chasing coyotes?
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: 280plus on December 10, 2007, 06:54:32 PM
I saw Sha Na Na a couple times, they were GREAT!!  grin
Title: Re: Bowser's out their raising hell at the coyotes right now
Post by: Tallpine on December 11, 2007, 06:31:33 AM
A coyote will sometimes lure a domestic dog off and then the whole pack will jump on the dog and kill it.

And ... we have a cougar using our ash pit for a litter box - how about that?  rolleyes