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Title: NY Times, CIA Launch Joint Overt Operations Unit
Post by: roo_ster on January 06, 2008, 08:01:39 AM
http://www.scrappleface.com/?p=2844

(2008-01-06)  After years of working together informally, The New York Times and the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) today publicly announced the launch of a joint effort dubbed Overt Operations, Pakistan Sector.

The revelation comes on a day when the Times reported that the Bush administration may expand anti-terrorist activities in tribal areas of Pakistan, near the Afghanistan border, according to unnamed sources present at a top-secret briefing Friday.

Overt operations, an anonymous Agency source explained, are similar to the better known covert operations  very top secret, hush-hush and all that  except that we publish details about our plans in advance through the New York Times out of a sense of fairness and compassion toward the folks from al Qaeda.

By creating this formal partnership, the CIA hopes to reduce the likelihood that anyone on its staff or in the State Department could be charged with treason for revealing national security secrets to the enemy in time of war.
Title: Re: NY Times, CIA Launch Joint Overt Operations Unit
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on January 06, 2008, 08:03:00 AM
It wouldn't be so funny if it didn't have a grain of truth
Title: Re: NY Times, CIA Launch Joint Overt Operations Unit
Post by: grislyatoms on January 06, 2008, 08:07:45 AM
Overt operations, an anonymous Agency source explained, are similar to the better known covert operations  very top secret, hush-hush and all that  except that we publish details about our plans in advance through the New York Times out of a sense of fairness and compassion toward the folks from al Qaeda.

There are just so many things wrong with that I don't know where to begin...
Title: Re: NY Times, CIA Launch Joint Overt Operations Unit
Post by: Stetson on January 07, 2008, 06:02:50 AM
And now they are known as OOPS?

how fitting....
Title: Re: NY Times, CIA Launch Joint Overt Operations Unit
Post by: roo_ster on January 07, 2008, 06:37:03 AM
Stetson, that is priceless.   grin
Title: Re: NY Times, CIA Launch Joint Overt Operations Unit
Post by: Leatherneck on January 07, 2008, 10:18:50 AM
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the CIA hopes to reduce the likelihood that anyone on its staff or in the State Department could be charged with treason for revealing national security secrets to the enemy in time of war.

As if. rolleyes

TC