Post by: BridgeWalker on January 30, 2008, 09:40:22 AM
http://areyouexpendable.com
Post by: crt360 on January 30, 2008, 05:17:05 PM
I always wondered where minion came from.
Post by: roo_ster on January 30, 2008, 05:50:32 PM
Post by: Tecumseh on January 30, 2008, 06:22:08 PM
Post by: Scout26 on January 30, 2008, 08:18:33 PM
IBHEM - The International Brotherhood of Henchmen and Evil Minions.
I heard they endorsed Ron Paul... "We want someone to do our thinking for us !!!!"
Post by: Finch on January 30, 2008, 09:26:14 PM
I heard they endorsed Ron Paul... "We want someone to do our thinking for us !!!!"
Post by: seeker_two on January 31, 2008, 01:16:17 AM
You just have to remember, if you meet a handsome fellow with a British accent or a loud American who keeps telling people to drop stuff, to run the other way.....
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 31, 2008, 01:52:22 AM
I am not expendable.
Please explain.
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 31, 2008, 03:05:00 AM
Post by: Firethorn on January 31, 2008, 04:46:29 AM
If you think about it, evil henchman is a pretty good gig. You get free guns and other toys. You get a secret hideout. You get to occasionally rough up people. And you're already on the ground floor of any plot to take over the world.
I'm always hiring, are you seeking a position?
Firethorn,
Evil Overlord.
Post by: seeker_two on January 31, 2008, 11:23:49 AM
If you think about it, evil henchman is a pretty good gig. You get free guns and other toys. You get a secret hideout. You get to occasionally rough up people. And you're already on the ground floor of any plot to take over the world.
I'm always hiring, are you seeking a position?
Firethorn,
Evil Overlord.
Do you offer sharks with laser beams shooting from their heads and dental insurance?......
Post by: Ezekiel on January 31, 2008, 12:16:16 PM
If you think about it, evil henchman is a pretty good gig. You get free guns and other toys. You get a secret hideout. You get to occasionally rough up people. And you're already on the ground floor of any plot to take over the world.
I'm always hiring, are you seeking a position?
Firethorn,
Evil Overlord.
Do you offer sharks with laser beams shooting from their heads and dental insurance?......
All I asked for were some frickken laser beams...
We have salmon, sir. But they ARE ill tempered...
Post by: K Frame on January 31, 2008, 01:15:58 PM
I just found out that I was supposed to have been laid off from my job last June.
Now it appears that I'm safe through at least the end of the year, but who knows.
I'm starting up the job search process just out of self defense.
Post by: Paddy on January 31, 2008, 01:30:18 PM
Post by: K Frame on January 31, 2008, 02:49:32 PM
Post by: seeker_two on January 31, 2008, 03:57:03 PM
If you think about it, evil henchman is a pretty good gig. You get free guns and other toys. You get a secret hideout. You get to occasionally rough up people. And you're already on the ground floor of any plot to take over the world.
I'm always hiring, are you seeking a position?
Firethorn,
Evil Overlord.
Do you offer sharks with laser beams shooting from their heads and dental insurance?......
All I asked for were some frickken laser beams...
We have salmon, sir. But they ARE ill tempered...
Does that mean no dental?....
Post by: coppertales on February 01, 2008, 05:57:04 AM
I was enlisted in the air force thus expendable..
My wife has paid up my life insurance so I am now expendable..chris3
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 02, 2008, 05:42:56 AM
Quote
Are you expendable?
Me? No. Fistful? Definitely.
Brad
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 02, 2008, 07:37:22 AM
Quote
Are you expendable?
Me? No. Fistful? Definitely.
No I'm not. ex-MA hole said so. Check the sig line.
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 02, 2008, 07:42:36 AM
But remember "expendable" and "eventual recovery after a severe injury" are two very different things...
MUHAHAHAHAHAhhahahahah....!
Brad
Post by: roo_ster on February 02, 2008, 07:53:57 AM
Apparently so.
I just found out that I was supposed to have been laid off from my job last June.
Now it appears that I'm safe through at least the end of the year, but who knows.
I'm starting up the job search process just out of self defense.
I just found out that I was supposed to have been laid off from my job last June.
Now it appears that I'm safe through at least the end of the year, but who knows.
I'm starting up the job search process just out of self defense.
Sure your name isn't "Milton Waddams?"
I'll be sure not to swipe your Swingline.
Post by: K Frame on February 04, 2008, 07:03:46 AM
But I don't believe in fire as a means of gaining revenge...
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 04, 2008, 07:50:42 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin
But I don't believe in fire as a means of gaining revenge...
Problem is, that leaves lots and lots of things you DO believe in!
Brad
Post by: K Frame on February 04, 2008, 08:15:54 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin
But I don't believe in fire as a means of gaining revenge...
Problem is, that leaves lots and lots of things you DO believe in!
Brad
And that's a bad thing... how?
Post by: Brad Johnson on February 04, 2008, 08:23:54 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin
But I don't believe in fire as a means of gaining revenge...
Problem is, that leaves lots and lots of things you DO believe in!
Brad
And that's a bad thing... how?
Because we've seen glimpses of the inner Mike and it's scary. Very, very scary.
Brad
Post by: seeker_two on February 04, 2008, 10:52:57 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin
But I don't believe in fire as a means of gaining revenge...
Problem is, that leaves lots and lots of things you DO believe in!
Brad
And that's a bad thing... how?
Because we've seen glimpses of the inner Mike and it's scary. Very, very scary.
Brad
....all those pink and rufflly outfits of goddaughters wanting to show Uncle Mike what they learned in karate class.....the horror....the horror....
Post by: K Frame on February 06, 2008, 08:59:57 PM
My rage keeps me warm at night. I see nothing wrong with that...
"all those pink and rufflly outfits of goddaughters wanting to show Uncle Mike what they learned in karate class"
I have no Godchildren.
Post by: cordex on February 08, 2008, 04:03:32 AM
I have no Godchildren.
Don't tell Mrs. mtnbkr that you think of her as your Satanchild.
Post by: K Frame on February 08, 2008, 08:32:29 PM
I have no Godchildren.
Don't tell Mrs. mtnbkr that you think of her as your Satanchild.Abby has God parents already, a couple her parents have known far longer than they've known me. In fact, I think they went to high school together. I have no doubt that were anything to happen to Chris and Michelle and the God parents had to step into that role that Abby would be FAR better off with them than me. I also know that my kidneys would be far better off...
Post by: seeker_two on February 09, 2008, 07:06:24 AM
I have no Godchildren.
Don't tell Mrs. mtnbkr that you think of her as your Satanchild.Abby has God parents already, a couple her parents have known far longer than they've known me. In fact, I think they went to high school together. I have no doubt that were anything to happen to Chris and Michelle and the God parents had to step into that role that Abby would be FAR better off with them than me. I also know that my kidneys would be far better off...
So you're more like her Uncle Buck, right?.....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098554/