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Title: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: vernal45 on March 10, 2008, 10:03:16 PM
Well. I am up. Along with the wife, wishing that I had that belt fed 50 cal I posted about earlier. If seems that under our house has been turned into a love den by 2 skunks mating. I have never heard such a noise or smelled such a smell.  It smelled worse than a turd wrapped on burnt hair.   We just got finished lighting every candle that we own, using every can of oust we have. We boiled vinegar with cinnamann, roasted coffee grounds in an open oven, and the house still smells like a turd bomb went off. Good thing though, called the local PD, LT buddy of mine was on shift and told me if I was protectingu house I can exterminate said skunks.  Wonder if a 200 gr xtp 10mm will cure my problem, that or the 870.

Off to big box mart for more candles, ozium spray , vicks and oust.

Thanks for letting me share this.  Dont laugh too hard. 
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: Fjolnirsson on March 10, 2008, 10:06:30 PM
Damn. Just..damn.
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: BridgeWalker on March 10, 2008, 10:12:07 PM
Hey, it could be worse.  I'm not sure how, I'm just sayin'...

Can you bathe a house in tomato juice?

How do you feel about last-minute vacations?
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: vernal45 on March 10, 2008, 10:26:15 PM
Back from big box mart. Its actually getting better. The ozium spray, roasted coffee grounds , with open windows and fans trained to suck out air its actually looking like a hotel stay will not be in the future.  I swear, if I ever write a graphic novel about a super hero, he will have skunk powers.  Talk about knocking a person to their knees like a sack of potatoes.   Damn.
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: Manedwolf on March 11, 2008, 12:25:34 AM
To get skunks out from under your house, put ammonia in containers with holes in the lid and put it under the crawlspace areas.

Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: gunsmith on March 11, 2008, 01:38:12 AM


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Gretchen Messersmith's Skunk Odor Removal Update

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Home Sweet (Smelling) Home
Making A House Smell Like Home Again After A Skunk Encounter

Reclaiming a house after a bad run in with a skunk is likely to rank high on a personal to-do list. The process to fully eradicate odors from a house can be a little tedious, but if the right steps are not taken, chances are a house will smell like a skunk moved in for quite some time to come.

Considering the strength of skunk spray odor, it is rather wise to take a fairly pointed and systematic approach to the cleaning process. Where to start and where to go from there can make all the difference in the world.

Cover The Emergency Bases First

Whether it's a pet that got sprayed or a person, taking care of the walking contaminated first is a very good place to start - right after making sure any central heating or air is turned off to make sure the odor doesn't permeate the entire house!

With the air turned off, the next steps to take include:

    * Isolating the contaminated pet or person. If it's a dog and the weather is right, consider washing it outside. Otherwise, contain a person, cat or dog in a bathroom that has had fabric items removed. Take up the rugs, the "company towels" and so on to prevent anything else from picking up the smell.
    * Bagging up or immediately putting contaminated clothing into a wash on its own.
    * Selecting a cleanser (vinegar, clear drinking sodas, a professional product or so on) and wash the person or animal thoroughly. A few soaks might have to come into play for total removal. Don't stop this process until the odor has been fully or almost fully removed.

Getting The Rest Of The House

Once the living creature(s) have been squared away, it's time to move onto the rest of the house. The things to check and take care of to ensure a smell that doesn't linger include:

    * Changing air filters. If the air was on even briefly, it is not a bad idea to change filters for AC system before turning it back on. Special scented or odor neutralizing filters are not a bad idea to consider in this case.
    * Fully scrubbing fabrics. Wash carpeting, furniture and other items that came into contact with the odors. A baking soda or soap and vinegar wash should help here.
    * Washing clothing and contaminated linens. Baking soda, vinegar, peroxide and even bleach in the water can help with the odor removal. Keep washing if the odor doesn't come out on the first try, but do not dry the laundry until it does. If the clothes go in the dryer, removing the scents later might be very difficult. Plus, it's possible the dryer will take on the odor.
    * Consider specialty products. If everything has been scrubbed down, sprayed with odor neutralizer products and the smell lingers, consider professional cleaning agents to handle the job.

Getting skunk odors out of a house is no walk in the park. If the scent has made it through the house, a room-by-room inspection and scrub down might be in order. If it hasn't, take action to get your home smelling sweet once again!
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: 280plus on March 11, 2008, 01:53:06 AM
Yowzers...  shocked

Does the thought that the happy couple will be bringing cute li'l new baby skunks into the world console you at all?  grin

I wouldn't get caught with coffee cans and Ozium either, if I were you.  cheesy
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: geronimotwo on March 11, 2008, 02:16:37 AM
we had the same issue to deal with. first we blocked up all of the holes except for one that were leading to our crawlspace. we used some sand in front of the last hole so we could tell when the skunks had left for the evening, and then blocked up the final hole. i would worry about them spraying if shot. i think the scent will disapate on its own in a couple of weeks. fortunatly it will not get any stronger, and you will get somewhat used to it. good luck.
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: bedlamite on March 11, 2008, 02:53:55 AM
http://www.amazon.com/Skunk-Off-32-oz-Spray/dp/B0002XJ10K

The stuff works.
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: Fjolnirsson on March 11, 2008, 04:52:09 AM
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I wouldn't get caught with coffee cans and Ozium either, if I were you.


LOL....
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: Paddy on March 11, 2008, 05:03:51 AM
My question is..........how did they get under there in the first place?
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: never_retreat on March 11, 2008, 05:07:44 AM
Nuke it from orbit. Tho only logical way.

Where are you guys from that you get skunks in the house? That seems a little strange to me.
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: vernal45 on March 11, 2008, 05:29:39 AM
Under the house not in the house. And the only way I figure they got under there is we had a heating/air tech crawl under to give us an estimate in a new heating and duct system, he left a crawl space ajar. I have walked the house, crawl spaces are shut tight. I wonder if they just leave from under the house in the AM or camp out to screw again in the PM. Any way, the wildlife guy is here, so he can trap and release.  Me, I will shoot on sight.
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: Big_R on March 11, 2008, 06:00:25 AM
Skunk smell remover (home made):

Got this from a good friend in the DNR.  Two bottles cheap hydrogen peroxide, 1/4 cup baking soda, 1 squirt liquid soap (doesn't matter which brand).  Mix it in a spray bottle and apply to affected surface.  Works unbelievably well.

I hit a skunk on my motorcycle and this took the smell off of my bike and off my leathers.

Ryan
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: vernal45 on March 11, 2008, 07:52:10 AM
Big_R, 

Thanks for the recipe. Do you happen to know if it will harm hard wood floors and/or furniture?
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: Brad Johnson on March 11, 2008, 08:04:14 AM
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It smelled worse than a turd wrapped on burnt hair.

Now that, my friends, is a word odor of the highest order.  grin

Brad
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: Big_R on March 11, 2008, 08:07:50 AM
Test it on a hidden spot.  I've used it on furniture, clothing, leather, etc. with no problems.  The DNR guy actually used it on his dog, but advised it may bleach animal hair.

Ryan


Big_R, 

Thanks for the recipe. Do you happen to know if it will harm hard wood floors and/or furniture?
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: coppertales on March 11, 2008, 11:02:11 AM
12 ga to the head.  Works every time.  However, a 38 special to the gut does not.  And, it ran under the house by way of the den it had dug the night before, and died.....6 months later when it got warm and humid, you could still smell it.  This was 25 years ago. 

X-O is a good odor eleminator.......I haven't tried it on skunk, nor do I want to.....chris3
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: vernal45 on March 11, 2008, 11:41:14 AM
Making the spray that Big_R suggested.  The wife found and purchased something called "Odor Assassin" .  Claims on the can say it will beat skunk odor.  We shall see.
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: gunsmith on March 11, 2008, 04:55:49 PM
what you need is some coyotes or great horned owls, they eat skunks
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: charby on March 11, 2008, 05:14:40 PM
what you need is some coyotes or great horned owls, they eat skunks

or a couple rednecks, some beer and a shotgun.  cheesy
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: Sergeant Bob on March 11, 2008, 05:18:19 PM
Making the spray that Big_R suggested.  The wife found and purchased something called "Odor Assassin" .  Claims on the can say it will beat skunk odor.  We shall see.

I can tell you from mucho experience that the spray Big_R suggested definitely works well. I had a Jack Russell who got sprayed 5 times in one summer and it works great. Shampooed him one time with quart and we could let him back in the house. If he got wet soon after, the smell would come back faintly (skunk odor is very oily) but it was bearable. He was a white dog so I don't know about bleaching but, I do know it works much better than tomato juice and didn't turn him pink! shocked grin
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: vernal45 on March 15, 2008, 01:34:22 PM
Update: 

So far 3 skunks and counting have been trapped.  House is smelling a little better.
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: LAK on March 18, 2008, 02:59:33 AM
Go to wallyworld, get cheap "boombox" cd player and a vintage Barbara Streisand cd. Run an extention cord out to allow you to place it as far into the lair of the evil creatures as you can reach. Turn it on and use the "repeat" function to replay it over and over again. Turn the volume up high enough that it distorts alittle - this will almost be as good as an old scratchy vinyl LP - and leave it under there for as long as you can stand it.
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: Sergeant Bob on March 18, 2008, 07:00:36 AM
Go to wallyworld, get cheap "boombox" cd player and a vintage Barbara Streisand cd. Run an extention cord out to allow you to place it as far into the lair of the evil creatures as you can reach. Turn it on and use the "repeat" function to replay it over and over again. Turn the volume up high enough that it distorts alittle - this will almost be as good as an old scratchy vinyl LP - and leave it under there for as long as you can stand it.

Do you want him to be arrested for cruelty to animals?  grin
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: Len S on March 18, 2008, 07:48:53 AM
A couple of handfulls of mothballs scattered around the area will get rid of the stinky beasts. I had some under a shed,a big dummy, ME, forgot to but something between the bottom and the ground.  At night after they left I put moth balls under the shed and around the edge.  THe active stuff in the moth balls hurt the noses of the skunks.  THe peroxide and baking soda works.  I always have a bucket with a box of baking soda and bottle of peroxide when I take the dog hunting. Before any comedians ask Ido not have to bother with the moths legs I just buy the moth balls grin


Len S
Title: Re: turd bomb hits residence
Post by: LAK on March 20, 2008, 10:53:47 PM
Turd bomb?? what happened to the furst tew?

Sgt Bob,

Oh yes, the SPCA might come down on you heavily for exposing an animal to such a horror!