Post by: Marnoot on April 28, 2008, 08:13:49 AM
Post by: Manedwolf on April 28, 2008, 08:17:21 AM
Or is a drive-by caulking?
Post by: Firethorn on April 28, 2008, 08:21:42 AM
If they're putting caulk up their nose, I want to see the mug shots.
Or is a drive-by caulking?
Or is a drive-by caulking?
Maybe they're putting into the locks at school? (Senior pranks gone wrong...)
Post by: Leatherneck on April 28, 2008, 08:22:07 AM
It's for the children, you see...
TC
Post by: Scout26 on April 28, 2008, 08:36:02 AM
*BING*
Computer Screen pops up the ID/age verification required.
For Super Glue...
Post by: Nitrogen on April 28, 2008, 08:41:18 AM
...I got carded for buying eye drops at Walgreens.
They have it behind a locked shelf now.
Eyedrops.
Post by: Declaration Day on April 28, 2008, 09:58:44 AM
I had a brief discussion with the cashier, and she said the new law would help curb gang activity in the city.
Mind you, this was in the suburbs where the most serious crime committed most days was petty shoplifting or running a red light.
Post by: John G on April 28, 2008, 10:07:26 AM
Post by: Devonai on April 28, 2008, 10:26:07 AM
Post by: HankB on April 28, 2008, 11:55:06 AM
Post by: Manedwolf on April 28, 2008, 11:56:07 AM
You guys must really look sinister . . . I've bought everything from beer to ammo at Wal-Mart, and have never been "carded."
I did get a funny look one time when I bought a happy greeting card and a gasoline can.
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 28, 2008, 12:20:05 PM
I got carded for buying spray paint several years ago. It was a new city ordinance that I learned about at the checkout counter. I had a brief discussion with the cashier, and she said the new law would help curb gang activity in the city.
It's not just gangs, it's about grafitti in general. A lot of places just don't sell it anymore.
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on April 28, 2008, 12:20:22 PM
Post by: wmenorr67 on April 28, 2008, 01:17:42 PM
You guys must really look sinister . . . I've bought everything from beer to ammo at Wal-Mart, and have never been "carded."
Well maybe it is because you make Moses look young.
Post by: lupinus on April 28, 2008, 01:21:33 PM
Post by: grampster on April 28, 2008, 03:52:49 PM
Don't go off half-caulked, they just want to make sure you can seal the deal.
A good joke should not go un pun ished.
Post by: Scout26 on April 28, 2008, 04:15:41 PM
and there are no shootings . (something like only 13 this past weekend as opposed to the ~36 the previous weekend.)
Post by: InfidelSerf on April 28, 2008, 06:24:45 PM
What the heck is wrong with all the freely available and fairly inexpensive drugs like pot, pills, shrooms, coke and lsd?
Are the kids these days that cheap they can't buy a decent "real" drug to get their jollies off?? That they have to resort to all these off the wall
substances to catch a buzz.
I mean I'm made to feel like a criminal just because I have a runny nose!!
Post by: JimMarch on April 29, 2008, 12:11:33 AM
Post by: just Warren on April 29, 2008, 01:00:40 AM
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kids do crazy stuff these days."
So a few caulk-suckers ruin it for the rest of us.
Post by: MicroBalrog on April 29, 2008, 05:05:11 AM
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What the heck is wrong with all the freely available and fairly inexpensive drugs like pot, pills, shrooms, coke and lsd?
Who dies and made LSD and coke 'fairly inexpensive'?
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on April 29, 2008, 05:14:20 AM
Post by: Manedwolf on April 29, 2008, 05:16:31 AM
I bought some decongestants and not only got carded, but they now keep them behind the counter?
That's been that way for a couple years now. Anything that has pseudoephedrine in it, you have to take a card to the counter and get it, and you're only allowed a few boxes.
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on April 29, 2008, 05:31:52 AM
Post by: Racehorse on April 29, 2008, 05:36:23 AM
I'm new to this- why?
It's a key ingredient to making Meth. Of course, the druggies could never find another source. Oh no...
Post by: PTK on April 29, 2008, 07:16:48 AM
Well, at least meth use and production decreased, right?
Post by: Sergeant Bob on April 29, 2008, 12:39:53 PM
Yeah, you know, like... getting every member of the gang together to buy the maximum allowable pseudoephedrine products from a variety of stores across a few miles. Or buying from Mexico, Canada, etc. Or just using a different precursor. Or just making the meth IN Mexico or Canada and bringing it here.
Well, at least meth use and production decreased, right?
Well, at least meth use and production decreased, right?
[jedimindtrick]There is no meth problem, pseudoephedrine has been controlled so meth can not exist[/jedimindtrick]
Post by: Scout26 on April 29, 2008, 04:48:36 PM
.
I mean we wouldn't want to waste taxpayer dollars (and endanger deputies) by actually , umm I don't know, going after Meth Labs......
Meanwhile he's got the full blown Delta Force style SWAT team, a V-100 Armored Security Vehicle http://www.dupageco.org/sheriff/special%20operations.htm and an Emergency Response/Urban Assualt Winnabago. http://www.dupageco.org/sheriff/homeland%20security.htm
Oh, and he's against Concealed Carry and "Assualt Weapons" in private hands..... Shocking, I know.....
Post by: WeedWhacker on April 30, 2008, 06:19:17 AM
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He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666 (Rev. 13:16-18).
It's got to start somewhere.
Post by: Nick1911 on April 30, 2008, 06:57:12 AM
That's right, a small bottle of light viscosity, non-aerosol, vegetable based oil. How the *heck* one abuses that, I have no idea.
Post by: Manedwolf on April 30, 2008, 07:07:09 AM
I got carded for buying 3-in-one oil.
That's right, a small bottle of light viscosity, non-aerosol, vegetable based oil. How the *heck* one abuses that, I have no idea.
That's right, a small bottle of light viscosity, non-aerosol, vegetable based oil. How the *heck* one abuses that, I have no idea.
You could slip and fall on it and sue them?
Post by: Scout26 on April 30, 2008, 07:19:47 AM
I got carded for buying 3-in-one oil.
That's right, a small bottle of light viscosity, non-aerosol, vegetable based oil. How the *heck* one abuses that, I have no idea.
That's right, a small bottle of light viscosity, non-aerosol, vegetable based oil. How the *heck* one abuses that, I have no idea.
You obviously haven't seen the Karma Sutra thread........
Post by: Vick Barker on April 30, 2008, 01:34:44 PM
So envision with me, if you will, a partially consumed 48-count box of Sudafed 4-6 hour in our family's medicine cabinet. My wife queries me some evening, "Honey, do we have any Sudafed in the house?" Can you imagine her surprise when I reply, "Well yes, honey, but, you can't have any because I purchased it for our son using my ID. You'll have to go yourself to the helpful professionals at Walmart's pharmacy to purchase some using your ID! Oh, and pickup a copy of George Orwell's book 1984 while you're there, I haven't read that one in a while!"
Post by: wmenorr67 on April 30, 2008, 03:42:17 PM
Post by: MrRezister on May 01, 2008, 04:11:49 AM
That was a strange night.
Post by: wmenorr67 on May 01, 2008, 09:31:57 AM
Post by: 41magsnub on May 01, 2008, 10:30:00 AM
Which type is the better Meth catalyst? I want that one. The look on his face would almost make whatever happens worth it.
Post by: Manedwolf on May 01, 2008, 11:09:53 AM
"What type do you want?"
Which type is the better Meth catalyst? I want that one. The look on his face would almost make whatever happens worth it.
Which type is the better Meth catalyst? I want that one. The look on his face would almost make whatever happens worth it.
