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Title: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: Manedwolf on May 15, 2008, 04:41:19 AM


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Pennsylvania Post Office Discovers Giant Beetles in Package

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

AP

PHILADELPHIA 
Customs agents seized more than two dozen giant beetles  some the size of a child's hand  from an overseas package after postal workers heard the insects making scratching noises.

The large bugs arrived last week from Taiwan at a post office in Mohnton, about 50 miles (80 kilometers) northwest of Philadelphia, in a box whose contents were labeled as toys, gifts and jellies, officials said Wednesday.

But the postmaster suspected the package contained live organisms and notified authorities, according to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency. The package was sent to Philadelphia, where it was X-rayed and then opened.

"The specimens were some of the largest of their kind, and some of the largest I've ever seen, averaging five to six inches in diameter," John Plummer, an agency agriculture specialist, said in a statement Wednesday. "They are highly destructive insect pests that can cause extensive damage to fruit and vegetable crops, trees, shrubs and turf grasses."

In all, authorities found 26 Hercules, rhinoceros and Goliath beetles. It is illegal to ship live beetles into the United States without a permit from the Department of Agriculture.

Seven of the beetles were in containers labeled by gender, which means they could have been intended for breeding, customs agency spokesman Steve Sapp said Wednesday.

The sender and recipient have been identified, Sapp said. An investigation is under way, but no decision has been made whether to file charges, he said.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: 280plus on May 15, 2008, 05:11:29 AM
I'm in a bar in the PI, dancing with a local, uh, working girl. I feel something on my neck. I reach up and come back holding something that looked just like that wiggling between my fingers. I threw the frigger on the floor as hard as I could and stomped on it,,, twice. It walked away. 

Thanks for the memory... shocked

 cheesy
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: wmenorr67 on May 15, 2008, 05:12:58 AM
Was she a Tab A? grin
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: 280plus on May 15, 2008, 05:56:55 AM
Never got that far, I don't think, or if I did, no! They were out there though.  shocked

 cheesy
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: Manedwolf on May 15, 2008, 06:05:09 AM
I'm in a bar in the PI, dancing with a local, uh, working girl. I feel something on my neck. I reach up and come back holding something that looked just like that wiggling between my fingers. I threw the frigger on the floor as hard as I could and stomped on it,,, twice. It walked away. 

Thanks for the memory... shocked

 cheesy



You're welcome. cheesy
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: MechAg94 on May 15, 2008, 06:51:03 AM
 laugh laugh laugh  Very Classic Movie!!
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: 280plus on May 15, 2008, 08:23:57 AM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!  shocked



 laugh
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: wmenorr67 on May 15, 2008, 09:13:41 AM
Starship Troopers couldn't handle the mix.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: Werewolf on May 15, 2008, 12:35:29 PM
Growing up in San Antonio, TX there were during spring always a bunch of Hercules Beetles to be found on the walk to school. Those suckers were about 3/4 the size of an adult fist.

We'd toss one on a red ant hill on the way to school. On the way home we'd retrieve the empty husk. (Ants are tough little buggers).

We'd spray varnish the husk to preserve it and could usually sell them for $5 or more a piece. Pretty good money for a 14 year old in 1966.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: MicroBalrog on May 15, 2008, 01:14:58 PM
K-500, people. It kills anything.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: Regolith on May 15, 2008, 01:44:23 PM
K-500, people. It kills anything.

I prefer nukes from orbit, myself.  It's the only way to be sure.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: The Annoyed Man on May 15, 2008, 05:37:46 PM
I remember one like that pictured using the urinal next to mine in Thailand. Talked with a cockney accent...
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: Sindawe on May 15, 2008, 05:58:32 PM
It is NOT a bug.  It is a BEETLE.

Beetles are of the order Coleoptera, while bugs are of the order Hemiptera which includes leafhoppers, aphids and cicadas.

As we are so fond of reminding the gun-grabbers, correct use of the terminology counts.  grin

Nice specimen though.

Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: wmenorr67 on May 15, 2008, 08:00:46 PM
Picky, Picky, Picky. grin
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: LAK on May 15, 2008, 09:37:30 PM
I came across a huge black beetle in Germany by a lakeside once; from all accounts it would seem to have been a stag beetle - lucanus cervus.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: Manedwolf on May 15, 2008, 11:05:22 PM
It is NOT a bug.  It is a BEETLE.

Beetles are of the order Coleoptera, while bugs are of the order Hemiptera which includes leafhoppers, aphids and cicadas.

They all look the same after they get hit with a shoe.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: wmenorr67 on May 15, 2008, 11:06:53 PM
Nah, some come out green and squished others red.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: RaspberrySurprise on May 15, 2008, 11:23:25 PM
Quick, call in the Starship Troopers!  It's for the chiiiiiilren... grin

I think you mean the Mobile Infantry, they're busy dealing with bigger bugs than that one though.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: LadySmith on May 16, 2008, 02:08:29 AM
Can it be I've finally stumbled upon a thread about about an animal that no one will suggest eating?  cheesy
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: 280plus on May 16, 2008, 02:17:01 AM
Looks like bugs to me...  grin

Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: wmenorr67 on May 16, 2008, 02:48:50 AM
Can it be I've finally stumbled upon a thread about about an animal that no one will suggest eating?  cheesy

No one has said that yet.  Actually there would be quite abit of protein in something that size.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: AJ Dual on May 16, 2008, 04:47:22 AM
As a kid in the 80's I found a large Praying Mantis hanging to the railing of the outside top observation deck of the World Trade Center while on a visit to New York (obviously, duh...).

I can only surmise someone caught it at a park and thought it would be funny to toss it off.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: 280plus on May 16, 2008, 08:20:03 AM
Can it be I've finally stumbled upon a thread about about an animal that no one will suggest eating?  cheesy

No one has said that yet.  Actually there would be quite abit of protein in something that size.
Yummy...  laugh
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: mtnbkr on May 16, 2008, 08:24:55 AM
Shrimp and Lobster=Giant Sea Bugs Smiley

Chris
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: Dntsycnt on May 16, 2008, 11:10:27 AM
That's exactly right.  I can eat shrimp, but lobster, crab, crawdad, or any other critters where i have to crack open a carapace and avoid six or more legs, I'm not interested in.  I can eat crickets, meal worms, and even grasshoppers, but lobsters creep me out.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: 280plus on May 16, 2008, 11:35:40 AM
It's those beady eyes,,,  shocked

 cheesy
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: wmenorr67 on May 16, 2008, 08:05:34 PM
Even better covered in chocolate.
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: lupinus on May 17, 2008, 01:30:21 AM
the bugs or the lobster?
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: LadySmith on May 17, 2008, 02:52:11 AM
Shrimp and Lobster=Giant Sea Bugs Smiley

Chris
That's been my philosophy. Crustaceans = bugs people eat.

Even better covered in chocolate.
I've gone my entire life in the belief that there's nothing bad with chocolate...until now.
Curse you, WM!!!  angry    cheesy laugh
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: wmenorr67 on May 17, 2008, 07:04:23 AM
the bugs or the lobster?

The bugs.

Try roasted grasshoppers with a Soju chaser.  You get drunk enough that you don't care what you are eating. grin
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: 280plus on May 17, 2008, 07:09:25 AM
Ahhh, cut to the back alley "fast food stand" in Taiwan ~ 1977 ~0300...

280 in regards to a meat like and vegetable like looking plate of food with brown sauce, "Mmmm, this is good, what is it?" Little Taiwanese dude that wanted me to marry his sister (I should have), "You don't want to know."

I took his word for it...  cheesy

It was good.  grin
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: PTK on May 17, 2008, 07:11:45 AM
Those look sort of like the beetles they use to fight as a passtime - put two together, they generally square off...
Title: Re: Now, that's a big bug.
Post by: Boomhauer on May 17, 2008, 02:54:42 PM
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Try coming home to one of these Japanese beauties in your house.  Pretty poisonous and painful bite, too!

This thing was almost as long as my forearm and quite fast.

Search on youtube for giant centipede videos. They've got videos of 'em in captivity, catching and eating live mice.