Post by: Ex-MA Hole on June 04, 2008, 01:36:38 PM
So here I am.
I am on another forum and it seems that while one of it's esteemed members was using another esteemed member's bathroon, the pee-er ducknapped a pirate rubber duckie from the bathroom of chap #2...and is now taking pictures of said ducky while out in the real world, complete with a ransom note for said rubber duckie.
Being mature rational adults, we decided that said rubber duckie needs to travel the world. I am projected to have him in a few weeks.
What to do? I've already thought of putting him on a mock firing line for execution....any other ideas?
Post by: never_retreat on June 04, 2008, 01:39:08 PM
Might want to save that for last though.
Post by: Iain on June 04, 2008, 01:45:10 PM
There's a flaw somewhere.
Post by: 41magsnub on June 04, 2008, 01:49:14 PM
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 04, 2008, 01:53:17 PM
But I wonder if you can water-board a duck?
Post by: bedlamite on June 04, 2008, 01:59:25 PM
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on June 04, 2008, 02:07:09 PM
Post by: SADShooter on June 04, 2008, 02:09:41 PM
Post by: Dntsycnt on June 04, 2008, 02:37:08 PM
Post by: Jamisjockey on June 04, 2008, 03:19:07 PM
Tie him to a corner of the bed and dab a touch O ketchup on the rump.
That's dirty.Post by: xavier fremboe on June 04, 2008, 03:54:34 PM
Post by: jamz on June 04, 2008, 04:00:46 PM
These are all good ideas, keep the coming....the waterboarding a duck one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
If you need an extra in a ski mask during the video, let me know!
Post by: just Warren on June 04, 2008, 04:41:21 PM
Put make-up on it, pose it in a street scene and have an obviously very drunk Donald Duck stumbling by looking for a wing-job.
A picture of Rosie O with her mouth wide open photoshopped to show her inhaling a whole feast with the duck on the outer edge of this reverse tsunami about to be pulled into the O'Donnel gravity well.
Show it being traded to the Seattle Mariners.
Show it being forced to read a book titled "The Very Special Rants of Manedwolf"
Trading a Les Baer 1911 for a GLOCK or XD.
Post by: doc2rn on June 04, 2008, 04:43:54 PM
Post by: mtnbkr on June 04, 2008, 04:49:53 PM
Show it being forced to read a book titled "The Very Special Rants of Manedwolf"
ROTFLMAO!!!
Chris
Post by: doc2rn on June 04, 2008, 04:52:37 PM
Post by: Mabs2 on June 04, 2008, 05:38:10 PM
You could try finding out if it is a witch. To do this you need a clever knight, some stupid villagers, some large scales... really small stones won't do, you need a second duck.
There's a flaw somewhere.
HAHAHA THIS MAN IS A GENIOUS.
There's a flaw somewhere.
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 04, 2008, 06:08:22 PM
Show it being forced to read a book titled "The Very Special Rants of Manedwolf"
ROTFLMAO!!!
Me too. Maned, the mantle of "APS's Favorite Mad Ranter" has passed from me, to Paddy, and now to you. Wear it wisely, my son.
And it's dry clean only.
Post by: charby on June 04, 2008, 06:09:55 PM
Foie gras, ala duck.
Post by: wmenorr67 on June 04, 2008, 07:34:29 PM
Just think what a bunch of sick, twisted, demented, bored service members could do to said duck.
Post by: Fjolnirsson on June 04, 2008, 07:58:19 PM
Tied to the rails of a model train track.
Tie it to a barbecue grill.
Post by: 86thecat on June 04, 2008, 09:24:57 PM
Swimming in blender/ cuisinart half full of water, finger on switch.
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on June 05, 2008, 01:40:23 AM
Send him to me in Iraq for a while.
Just think what a bunch of sick, twisted, demented, bored service members could do to said duck.
Just think what a bunch of sick, twisted, demented, bored service members could do to said duck.
I think I may just do that.
Post by: Iain on June 05, 2008, 02:56:07 AM
Post by: AJ Dual on June 05, 2008, 03:48:26 AM
Take a picture of it amongst stacked cans of Foie Gras.
On a serving platter covered in bar-b-que sauce, surrounded by carrots, potatoes, and garnish greens.
Same as above, but imbedded in sauce in a Chineese take-out carton.
Getting kissed/fondled by cross-dressers/trannys on "the .alt side of town". (Find a bar, [ask Fistful] and offer a donation to the GBLT org of thier choice [pink pistols, maybe?] for getting some patrons to pose for the pic.)
Mixed in with shotgun shells, some civvy 'realtree" pattern camo clothing, a shotgun, and some duck hunting decoys.
Taped to the side of a model rocket about to be launched.
Hanging next to a pair of "truck nutz" on some guy's trailer hitch.
Dressed up and posed in a bunch of "Hillary '08" gear, stickers, buttons, etc.
In a microwave.
In a blender.
Floating in a toilet as a P-shopped submission dropped into a screen capture of (Warning you in advance) dubya dubya dubya dot ratemypoo dot cee oh emm
Wired up with electrical test clips.
Okay...
I came up with WAY too many things.Post by: MicroBalrog on June 05, 2008, 04:20:39 AM
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Floating in a toilet as a P-shopped submission dropped into a screen capture of (Warning you in advance) dubya dubya dubya dot ratemypoo dot cee oh emm
I just discovered this site is real. What I want to know is how did AJ Dual know that.
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on June 05, 2008, 04:45:36 AM
PLEASE.
Post by: wmenorr67 on June 05, 2008, 04:47:42 AM
Post by: RocketMan on June 05, 2008, 04:52:07 AM
Post by: The Annoyed Man on June 05, 2008, 06:51:15 AM
Put a leash & collar on it & attatch to a trailer hitch.A la National Lampoon's "Vacation".